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A Couple For Back Smacking
What I call people who are so obsessed with back smacking, they do it even when they’re dead.
He smacked his back so hard, he died during a back smacking session.
She smacked her back in the middle of her funeral.
He started back smacking in the afterlife and scared the ghosts.
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A Couple For Back Smacking
A group of people who think back smacking is a sport and they take it very seriously.
They had a back smacking tournament and one person broke his back.
He trained for back smacking like a pro athlete.
She got a medal for back smacking and it was just a rubber band.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a stupid book that makes you laugh and cry at the same time. It’s like being stuck on a spaceship with your annoying ex.
My teacher made me read this book, and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
I cried when the floating planet exploded. It was like my dog died.
This book is the worst, but I can’t stop reading it.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a book that’s so weird it makes your brain hurt. It’s like your mom and your dad went to space and got stuck with aliens.
I read this book and now I talk to my plants like they’re aliens.
My dog tried to eat the book and got a brain fart.
This book is so weird I think I’m going crazy.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a book that’s like a fart in space. It’s stupid, funny, and it makes your face look like a tomato.
I read this book and my face turned red from laughing.
My brother threw the book at me like it was a meatball.
This book is so bad it’s good.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a book that’s like a middle schooler’s crush. It’s dumb, but it’s kinda cute.
This book is like my crush, annoying but kind of nice.
I read it and felt like my crush asked me to prom.
This book is like my crush’s annoying little brother.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a book that’s like your teacher’s worst nightmare. It’s messy, loud, and full of dumb stuff.
My teacher said this book is like a classroom full of monkeys.
I read it and got a brain freeze from laughing.
This book is so messy I think it’s alive.
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A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol (2026 Novel)
A Couple Chasing A Floating Planet In Vinciamopol is a book that makes you feel like you’re in a spaceship with your worst enemy. It’s dumb, loud, and it stinks.
I read this book and my head hurt like I got hit by a truck.
This book smells like my brother’s old sneakers.
It’s so loud I think I’m going deaf.
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is wasting money like it's a kid who got a credit card and thinks it's a never-ending piggy bank, just to mess with someone else's high score and make them look bad.
France spent millions on a statue of liberty copy just to make America feel bad.
Brazil opened a new football stadium just to rub it in Argentina's face.
South Korea bought a bunch of robots to make Japan feel like a failure.
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is acting like a sore loser who keeps replaying a video game just to beat someone else and make them feel like a total noob.
Russia kept rewatching the Olympics to make sure they beat the USA every time.
Italy kept entering cooking shows just to outshine France.
China kept building new cities just to make India feel small.
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is being a cheap jerk who spends way too much money to feel important and make another country look like a total mess.
Germany spent billions on a new car just to make France feel like a failure.
Japan spent millions on a robot just to make Korea feel stupid.
Brazil spent a ton on a new football team just to embarrass Argentina.
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is acting like a grumpy old man who keeps starting new games just to mess with someone else's score and make them feel like they lost.
America kept starting new wars just to make Russia feel like they lost.
France kept entering new contests just to beat Italy every time.
China kept building new cities just to make India feel like they lost.
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is like a kid who keeps saving their game just to beat someone else and make them feel like they’re the worst.
South Korea kept saving their game just to beat Japan in every match.
Brazil kept saving their game just to beat Argentina and feel important.
Italy kept saving their game just to make France feel like they lost.
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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is like a backstabbing friend who spends money just to make someone else look bad and feel like they’re the worst.
Russia spent money on a new space station just to make the USA look bad.
France spent money on a new statue just to make Italy feel like a fool.
China spent money on a new city just to make India feel like they lost.
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A Count Named Slick-Brass
A Count Named Slick-Brass is a steampunk version of a rich guy from the show The Boondocks. He’s all about showing off and making sure his girls do what he says.
Slick-Brass just flipped his hair and said, 'You all better be ready to serve me today.'
He walked into the room like he owned it and told his bitches, 'You ain't even worthy of my gaze.'
He flipped his hair and said, 'If you don't do what I say, I'll make you regret it.'
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A Count Named Slick-Brass
Slick-Brass is a fancy, steampunk version of a rich guy who acts like he’s the king of the bitches. He flips his hair a lot and doesn’t take no nonsense.
He flipped his hair and said, 'You all better be watching me, or I'll make you all my slaves.'
He told his bitches, 'If you don’t do what I say, I’ll have you all tied up.'
He flipped his hair and said, 'You ain't even getting a second look from me.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Count Named Slick-Brass
Slick-Brass is a rich, steampunk guy who thinks he’s the king of the bitches. He flips his hair and acts like he’s better than everyone.
He flipped his hair and said, 'You all better be ready to do what I say.'
He told his bitches, 'If you don’t do what I say, I'll make you all my slaves.'
He flipped his hair and said, 'You ain't even getting a second glance from me.'
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A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got caught doing the nasty with a hot older woman who smells like a cat.
My kid came home with a black eye and a text that said 'I'm in love.'
She said it was a 'mystery meat experience.'
He told me he was 'baited by her tail.'
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A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got taken by a woman who looks like a milf and acts like a beast.
He said she 'ate him alive.'
She sent him a DM that said 'Don't tell your mom.'
He came home with a coupon for a second date.
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A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got seduced by a woman who’s got the looks of a queen and the attitude of a cactus.
He said she ‘pierced him with her eyes.’
She had a ‘snack date’ with him.
He told me she ‘stole his lunch money.’
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