A Pool
A eighth or a 3.5 grams of marijuana
Yo, I just bought a pool of weed. I’m getting high and rich.
My mom said I can only smoke a pool if I clean my room.
He tried to sell me a pool, but it was just a bag of leaves.
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A Pool
the toilet; the restroom; bathroom
I took a pool break during class, and now I’m in trouble.
The pool was clogged with toilet paper and regret.
After that pool party, I felt like a used napkin.
A Pool
Collective amount of money to be distributed. Man-made, water-filled area designed for swimming. Can be dug into the ground or portable.
The teacher took the pool and split it among the students who behaved.
We had a pool party in the middle of the desert.
My pool is portable, and I brought it to the mall.
A Pool
Recreational game where the player attempts to hit a 'cue ball' with a stick in an attempt to knock other balls into pockets on the side of the table.
I played pool and lost all my money to my dad.
My friend beats me at pool every time.
I’m not good at pool, but I’m good at pretending I am.
A Pool
what first graders always pee in. See South Park
First graders peed in the pool and made it a lake.
That pool reeks of first-grade pee.
My brother peed in the pool and got in trouble.
A Pool
Its closed. AIDS.
The pool is closed. AIDS is everywhere.
They shut down the pool because of AIDS.
AIDS is the reason the pool is closed.
A Pool
A vagina that is regularly wet. Often accompanied by 'goggles', which refers to a heavy duty condom.
My mom’s pool is always wet and full of life.
She wears goggles during the pool party.
The pool is wet and the goggles are thick.
A Pool
A place full of a wet substance called 'water'. You usually splash in this water, and or frolic and play.
We splash in the pool and scream like kids.
The pool is full of water and my feet are wet.
I love the pool because it’s just water and me.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
A person who thinks with their toes and eats pizza for breakfast.
I saw him try to fix the internet with a spoon. It was a disaster.
He asked if the sky was blue because he thought it was a fruit.
He tried to explain the moon landing like it was a bad dating app.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
A human who can’t tell the difference between a question and a punchline.
He asked me if I wanted coffee like I was a robot.
He tried to answer a riddle like it was a math test.
He said ‘why’ when no one asked anything.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
Someone who has the IQ of a damp sock and the patience of a toddler.
He yelled at the toaster for not working like it was a personal insult.
He tried to count to ten and forgot how to breathe.
He had a meltdown because the coffee was ‘too hot’.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
A human who thinks the alphabet is just a fancy coffee order.
He spelled ‘hello’ as ‘H E L O’ and called it a ‘victory’.
He said ‘why’ when I said ‘because’ and then fell asleep.
He tried to read a book like it was a menu.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
A person who can’t tell the difference between a joke and a curse.
He laughed when I told him I was going to die.
He said ‘that’s funny’ when I said ‘I broke my leg’.
He tried to tell a joke and it sounded like a death threat.
A Poncho short of a Tamale stand
Someone who lives in their own universe and thinks it’s the best one.
He told me the sun was just a giant flashlight.
He said the clouds were ‘just cotton candy’ and that’s a fact.
He believed the moon was a giant cheese wheel.
A Poltgieter
the kind of girl who would be in a cheap porno but this is high school and you're the village idiot who thinks she's hot
She was sitting in the back of the bus eating a sandwich and I still thought she was a porn star.
He asked her to prom and she laughed in his face like he was a joke.
She texted me and said 'I'm eating pizza and I still think you're ugly.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who thinks she's a star but is just the school's version of a used tampon
She tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the office.
She wore a dress to lunch and no one believed it was real.
She texted me and said 'I'm wearing my best outfit and I still think you're a loser.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who thinks she's the main character in a movie but is just the school's version of a broken toilet
She tried to sing in the talent show and the whole school laughed at her.
She wore her pajamas to class and called it a fashion statement.
She texted me and said 'I'm the star of this show and you're just the audience.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who's like the school's version of a used tampon but with more drama and less sense
She cried in the hallway and no one knew why.
She tried to start a club and only one person showed up.
She texted me and said 'You're the worst and I'm the best.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who's the school's version of a used tampon but with more glitter and less brain
She wore glitter to math class and got in trouble.
She tried to be popular but no one wanted to be friends with her.
She texted me and said 'I'm glittery and you're boring.'
A Poltgieter
the girl who's the school's version of a used tampon but with more drama and less hope
She cried in the hallway and no one asked why.
She tried to be a cheerleader but fell down.
She texted me and said 'I'm the drama and you're the disaster.'