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the kind of girl who would be in a cheap porno but this is high school and you're the village idiot who thinks she's hot
She was sitting in the back of the bus eating a sandwich and I still thought she was a porn star.
He asked her to prom and she laughed in his face like he was a joke.
She texted me and said 'I'm eating pizza and I still think you're ugly.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the girl who thinks she's a star but is just the school's version of a used tampon
She tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the office.
She wore a dress to lunch and no one believed it was real.
She texted me and said 'I'm wearing my best outfit and I still think you're a loser.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the girl who thinks she's the main character in a movie but is just the school's version of a broken toilet
She tried to sing in the talent show and the whole school laughed at her.
She wore her pajamas to class and called it a fashion statement.
She texted me and said 'I'm the star of this show and you're just the audience.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the girl who's like the school's version of a used tampon but with more drama and less sense
She cried in the hallway and no one knew why.
She tried to start a club and only one person showed up.
She texted me and said 'You're the worst and I'm the best.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the girl who's the school's version of a used tampon but with more glitter and less brain
She wore glitter to math class and got in trouble.
She tried to be popular but no one wanted to be friends with her.
She texted me and said 'I'm glittery and you're boring.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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the girl who's the school's version of a used tampon but with more drama and less hope
She cried in the hallway and no one asked why.
She tried to be a cheerleader but fell down.
She texted me and said 'I'm the drama and you're the disaster.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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