A Box Of Hurtin
A Box Of Hurtin is like a full bag of broken bones and bad decisions. It’s got 12 Hurtin Units crammed in there like sardines in a can.
My ex sent me a Box Of Hurtin for forgetting our anniversary. It was 12 years of guilt in one hit.
My dog got a Box Of Hurtin for eating my homework. He cried like a baby.
My mom gave me a Box Of Hurtin for failing math. I still haven’t recovered.