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Used when a person, place, or thing is so fire it makes your toes curl. It’s like the ultimate flex.
My new shoes? A box of matches.
This pizza is a box of matches.
My dog just stared me down like a box of matches.
A Box of Matches
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A teen who can’t tell his mom from his ex, gets hit in the head with a beachball, and yells, ‘Who did that?’ like he’s in a teen drama.
My cousin got hit with a beachball and yelled ‘Who did that?’
He got hit with a beachball and acted like it was a movie scene.
He got hit with a beachball and didn’t even know who did it.
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A teen who can’t tell his mom from his ex, got hit in the head with a beachball, and screamed, ‘Who did that?’ like it was the worst thing ever.
He got hit with a beachball and screamed, ‘Who did that?’
He got hit with a beachball and didn’t even know who it was.
He got hit with a beachball and looked like he had died.
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The ultimate tool, like the worst tool ever, with extra douchey accessories, so bad it makes your brain hurt.
That guy is the ultimate tool with douchey accessories.
He has more douchey stuff than a tool box.
He’s the worst tool ever.
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When two fat people go at it like they’re in a wrestling match, slapping their saggy tits like it’s a fight.
Those two were slapping their tits like boxers.
They looked like they were in a wrestling match.
They were slapping their saggy tits like it was a competition.
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When two guys eat each other’s butts until one loses and gets a black eye from being too gay.
Those two were eating each other’s butts like it was a competition.
They were eating each other’s butts until one lost.
He got a black eye from eating another guy’s butt.