A Bowman

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A Bowman is a human-shaped blob who can’t talk to people without getting flustered like a confused goldfish. They drone on like a broken toaster and take forever to do anything simple.
My cousin is a Bowman. He stared at me for 10 minutes before saying, 'Hello.'
At the party, the Bowman just stood in the corner and muttered, 'I’m fine.'
My teacher is a Bowman. She took 30 minutes to hand back a test.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To Bowmanate is to get so drunk you’re basically a human fountain and everyone around you is laughing like they’ve never seen a man cry at a karaoke bar.
My friend Bowmanated at the bar and tried to sing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ while crying.
At the wedding, my uncle Bowmanated and started dancing with the cake.
The Bowmanating started at 2 PM and didn’t stop until 10 PM.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bowmanate is someone who got bowmanated. They’re usually left in a heap on the floor, confused, maybe bleeding, or just really sore.
My sister got Bowmanated by my dad and ended up on the floor with a bruise.
The dog got Bowmanated and now just stares at the wall.
My cousin got Bowmanated and forgot how to speak.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bowman is someone who shoots arrows at people from a long way off. Back in the day, they were the main reason knights got turned into meat pies.
The Bowman at the reenactment shot an arrow right through the knight’s helmet.
My history teacher said, 'Bowmen killed knights at Crecy!'
That Bowman at the park shot my dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To become a Bowman is to get bowmanated. It’s like getting married, but with more screaming and less vows.
I became a Bowman after my uncle bowmanated me at the family reunion.
My friend joined the Bowman family after getting bowmanated by his brother.
I became a Bowman just because I liked the sound of it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bowman is someone who argues like a confused turtle. They dodge questions, change the subject, and tell random stories just to shut you up.
My brother started arguing about the weather instead of answering my question.
At the dinner table, my mom just told a story about her cat and ignored everything else.
My teacher argued about a pencil and forgot the whole lesson.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Bowman is a giant cock from Monroe, wrapped up in a Magnum and ready to fight. It’s so big, it could probably beat a dragon.
That Bowman at the gym was so big, he made the weights cry.
The Bowman in Monroe is so big, it has its own zip code.
My uncle’s Bowman is so big, it could beat a man at arm wrestling.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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