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A Cowboy's Dozen
when you’re so obsessed with a product, you spend all your money on it, even if it’s the dumbest thing ever.
He spent all his cash on a fidget spinner. Now he can’t buy food.
She bought ten packs of stickers because they were 50% off. Now she can’t afford shoes.
He spent his last dollar on a soda. Now he’s drinking it while crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cowboy's Dozen
to blow your whole bankroll on something you barely need, just because it looked good.
She spent all her cash on a new lipstick. Now she’s broke and blushing.
He bought a whole bag of chips for $10. Now he can’t buy dinner.
She spent her lunch money on a new pen. Now she’s writing with a broken pencil.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cowboy's Dozen
when you're so hungry you spend every last cent on food, even if it's just a bag of chips.
He spent his entire wallet on a sandwich. Now he’s full and broke.
She bought three bags of chips for lunch. Now she can't afford dinner.
He spent all his cash on pizza. Now he's eating it while crying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cow With Two Legs
A dirty word for your mom that sounds like a burger.
Your mom is a cow with two legs and a bad attitude.
You’re a cow with two legs and a mouth full of dirt.
Why don’t you go eat a cow with two legs and shut up?
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cow With Two Legs
A stupid way to call your mom that smells like milk and rage.
Your mom is a cow with two legs and a bad temper.
You’re a cow with two legs and a brain full of cheese.
I’d rather be a cow with two legs than deal with you.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Cow With Two Legs
A loud, smelly, rude name for your mom that moo-horns you.
Your mom is a cow with two legs and a mouth full of moo-horns.
You’re a cow with two legs and a life full of bad choices.
If your mom was a cow with two legs, she’d be in the meat aisle.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
Wearing masks like a idiot and washing your hands like it's your job.
'I’m not getting infected because I wear a mask like I’m in a clown convention.'
'Hand sanitizer is my new religion.'
'I washed my hands so much my skin looks like a potato.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
A baby that was made during the pandemic because everyone was too dumb to stay home.
'My kid is a pandemic baby and I blame my ex.'
'They’re calling my kid a ‘Covid’ and I’m not even mad.'
'I made a baby during the pandemic and now everyone’s mad at me.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
A magical excuse to sit on your ass and play Fortnite.
'I’m not going to work because of the pandemic.'
'I played 12 hours of Fortnite because of the pandemic.'
'The pandemic is my new best friend and my excuse to do nothing.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
Something people yell about like it’s the end of the world.
'I freaked out because the grocery store ran out of bread.'
'I screamed about the pandemic like it was the apocalypse.'
'I got so mad about the pandemic my neighbor called the cops.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
The go-to excuse for why everything is late or never gets done.
'I didn’t do my homework because of the pandemic.'
'I missed my flight because of the pandemic.'
'I forgot to eat because of the pandemic.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
A boss or a teacher who acts like the pandemic is the reason they can be a total jerk.
'My teacher locked me out of class because of the pandemic.'
'My boss yelled at me for no reason because of the pandemic.'
'The principal made me do push-ups because of the pandemic.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Covid
Being a total mess because of the pandemic and no one knows why.
'I cried because of the pandemic.'
'I threw my phone at the wall because of the pandemic.'
'I forgot my own name because of the pandemic.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is a coward who runs from every fight and makes up stupid stories to hide how bad they are. They’re too lazy to fix their own mess and always find someone else to do it for them. Basically, a total loser.
When I asked him why he didn’t show up to the match, he said he was stuck in traffic. I called him out and he ran away like a baby.
She claimed the test was unfair, but I saw her cheat. She didn’t even try.
He took the blame for the whole class’s mistake, even though he was the one who messed it up.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who’s too scared to stand up for themselves and instead makes up wild excuses to avoid being honest. They’re like a rat, always hiding and blaming others.
He got in trouble for skipping class, but he said the teacher hated him. He didn’t even try to explain it properly.
She said her dog ate her homework, but I saw the dog eating her sandwich instead.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades, even though he spent all day gaming.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who can’t handle the truth and will do anything to avoid it. They lie, they run, they blame others, they’re basically a human excuse machine.
He failed the test but said the calculator broke. He didn’t even check the answers.
She said the dog bit her, but I saw the dog eating her lunch.
He said the fire alarm went off, but it was just him being dramatic again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is a person who always backs down and makes up stupid stories to avoid being honest. They’re too lazy to face their problems and will let someone else take the hit for them.
He said he got sick, but he was just too scared to fight.
She said the computer crashed, but I saw her playing games on it.
He said the teacher was unfair, but he was just too lazy to study.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Courtlon
A Courtlon is someone who runs from their problems and makes up wild stories to hide how bad they are. They don’t want to be honest and would rather let someone else take the blame.
He didn’t show up to the fight and said he was stuck in a traffic jam. He didn’t even try.
She said the printer broke, but I saw her eating the paper.
He blamed the internet for his bad grades, even though he was just gaming all day.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Couple of Besties
Two people who act like they're just friends, but they're really just trying to avoid getting called out for being a couple. They're both hot, and they keep shipping themselves together even though they say they're just besties.
'We're just besties, not a couple. I swear.', said the girl who just kissed him in front of everyone.
'They're besties. They're not a couple. They're just besties.', said the person who ships them every day.
'I'm not in love with him. I'm just his bestie.', said the girl who cried when he broke up with his ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Couple of Besties
Two people who swear they're just friends, but they're clearly in love. They're both beautiful, and they keep shipping themselves even though they act like they're just besties. They're a mess, but they're also perfect together.
'I'm just his bestie. I'm not in love with him.', said the girl who texted him every hour.
'We're just besties.', said the guy who cried when she got into a fight with her ex.
'We're besties. We're not a couple.', said the girl who spent the whole day with him instead of her friends.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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