A Cow With Two Legs

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A dirty word for your mom that sounds like a burger.
Your mom is a cow with two legs and a bad attitude.
You’re a cow with two legs and a mouth full of dirt.
Why don’t you go eat a cow with two legs and shut up?
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A stupid way to call your mom that smells like milk and rage.
Your mom is a cow with two legs and a bad temper.
You’re a cow with two legs and a brain full of cheese.
I’d rather be a cow with two legs than deal with you.
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A loud, smelly, rude name for your mom that moo-horns you.
Your mom is a cow with two legs and a mouth full of moo-horns.
You’re a cow with two legs and a life full of bad choices.
If your mom was a cow with two legs, she’d be in the meat aisle.
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