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A Brady
A Brady is someone who never answers your texts and acts like they don't care.
Yo Brady, why you not reply? I been waiting for days!
Brady, my DMs are full of trash and I still ain't heard from you.
You said you'd reply, Brady. I'm not even mad, I'm just disappointed.
A Brady
A Brady is a genius with a brain so big it could probably think for the whole world.
Brady, you solved my math problem in 10 seconds. I'm still confused.
That kid got a 100 on the test, and it was easy for him.
Brady, I asked him a question, and he answered it with a whole essay.
A Brady
Brady is a chill dude who laughs a lot, plays video games all day, and is obsessed with cats and chickens.
Brady, you're playing video games again. You're gonna get fat.
He has 10 cats and 5 chickens. He's gonna be rich someday.
Brady went to church and still has time to play games. That’s dedication.
A Brady
A Brady is a man with a big cock and a bigger ego.
Brady, you brag about your cock like it's the only thing you have.
He told me he has the biggest cock in the school. I believe him.
Brady walks in the room and everyone stares at his cock.
A Brady
Brady is a tough guy who fights bears with his bare hands and has balls the size of footballs.
Brady fought a bear in the woods. That's a real man.
He said he fought a bear and it was just a regular Tuesday.
Brady has balls the size of footballs. That's not a metaphor.
A Brady
A Brady is a cool girl who's smart, sexy, and has a sweet heart, but don’t you ever mess with her.
Brady is my best friend. She's smart, cool, and I love her.
She gave me a second chance. I should’ve listened.
She broke my heart and then came back to punch me in the face.
A Brady
A Brady is a guy who likes to breathe and also happens to be kind of cool.
Brady, you're breathing so loud, I can hear you from the next room.
He takes deep breaths like he's trying to live forever.
Brady is just a regular guy who breathes and is kind of cool.
A Bradater
A Bradater is when your ping is so slow it feels like your internet is being tortured with a hammer. It’s 1162ms of pure lag agony.
My ping is a Bradater. I’m not gaming, I’m begging the internet to respond.
This game is taking forever. My ping is a Bradater. I might as well go to sleep.
I sent a message and it took forever to show up. My ping is a Bradater.
A Bradater
A Bradater is like your internet is stuck in traffic and also fighting a bear. It takes 1162ms to get anywhere.
My ping is a Bradater. I can’t even watch a video without it lagging like a broken robot.
This game is so slow it’s a Bradater. I don’t know if I’m playing or just waiting.
I texted my friend, and it took forever. My ping is a Bradater.
A Bradater
A Bradater is when your ping is so bad it’s like your internet has a death wish. It takes 1162ms to even say hello.
My ping is a Bradater. I can’t even stream without it breaking like a glass.
I tried to play a game, but it was a Bradater. I almost cried.
My friend texted me, but it took so long. My ping is a Bradater.
A Boyer
A fake hot girl who uses people like they're stupid. She thinks every guy is drooling over her, but she's just a fat monkey with a camera. She has a bunch of followers who do what she says.
She posted a pic of her abs and said 'I'm getting ready to date a king.'
She told her minion to delete the guy's messages and said 'He's not good enough for me.'
She said 'I'm going to take over the world' and then cried because her hair was messy.
A Boyer
The most perfect guy ever. Like a god. He's perfect in every way. You'd follow him anywhere.
He walked in and everyone was like 'Whoa.'
He smiled and suddenly the whole room was happy.
He said 'I'll save you' and then bought you a milkshake.
A Boyer
Pooping your pants in the cafeteria like it's a party. Everyone sees it and no one helps you.
He walked into the cafeteria and everyone laughed because he had a big mess.
She sat down and it looked like a crime scene.
He tried to hide it but it came out like a waterfall.
A Boyer
The most manly and handsome guy in the whole town. He’s always happy and goes to silly land only when someone special is there.
He walked in and said 'I'm the most manly guy' and everyone believed him.
He went to silly land with his girlfriend and came back with a big smile.
He said 'I love you' and then laughed like a maniac.
A Boyer
A smart person who lives in Dorset and no one ever talks to. People forget about them and they never get any money.
He was asked a question and said 'I know everything' but no one believed him.
He sat in the corner and no one noticed him.
He said 'I'm the smartest person' but no one gave him any money.
A Boyer
A family who eats pills all day and acts like it's normal. They're always high and never stop taking pills.
He said 'I took 10 pills today' and then fell asleep.
She ate a pill and said 'I'm going to be the best.'
They all took pills and then started dancing in the hallway.
A Boyer
When someone glues their butt to your face like it's a permanent thing.
He glued his butt to my face and said 'This is forever.'
She tried to move but her butt wouldn't leave my face.
He said 'I'm your new face' and didn't let go.
A Boy of Soy
A guy who acts like he’s made of soy. Started with this British YouTube guy called Soothouse. Everyone else just laughed at him.
"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a soy man!", said a guy who wore a onesie to a bar.
"Soy boy? I’ve got more man parts than you ever will."
"He’s not a soy boy, he’s a soy boy who’s trying too hard."
A Boy of Soy
The gooey stuff that comes out of a guy’s junk. It’s like sperm and sugar mixed in a blender by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook.
"You call that a breakfast? I’ve seen my dog eat better.", said a guy who spilled his soy all over the table.
"I didn’t know my soy was leaking out of my pants."
"He looked like he had a soy boy and a milkshake fighting in his pants."
A Boy of Soy
A soy boy who thinks he’s a bad boy. He eats better food, dates hotter girls, and still thinks he’s the king of the school.
"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a bad boy soy boy. You’re just a normal guy.", said a guy who ordered a salad.
"He dates a cheerleader and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread."
"He eats steak and still calls himself a soy boy. What’s next, a soy boy who can dance?"
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