A Boy of Soy
The gooey stuff that comes out of a guy’s junk. It’s like sperm and sugar mixed in a blender by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook.
"You call that a breakfast? I’ve seen my dog eat better.", said a guy who spilled his soy all over the table.
"I didn’t know my soy was leaking out of my pants."
"He looked like he had a soy boy and a milkshake fighting in his pants."