A Boy of Soy

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A guy who acts like he’s made of soy. Started with this British YouTube guy called Soothouse. Everyone else just laughed at him.

"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a soy man!", said a guy who wore a onesie to a bar.

"Soy boy? I’ve got more man parts than you ever will."

"He’s not a soy boy, he’s a soy boy who’s trying too hard."

The gooey stuff that comes out of a guy’s junk. It’s like sperm and sugar mixed in a blender by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook.

"You call that a breakfast? I’ve seen my dog eat better.", said a guy who spilled his soy all over the table.

"I didn’t know my soy was leaking out of my pants."

"He looked like he had a soy boy and a milkshake fighting in his pants."

A soy boy who thinks he’s a bad boy. He eats better food, dates hotter girls, and still thinks he’s the king of the school.

"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a bad boy soy boy. You’re just a normal guy.", said a guy who ordered a salad.

"He dates a cheerleader and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread."

"He eats steak and still calls himself a soy boy. What’s next, a soy boy who can dance?"