A Boy of Soy
A soy boy who thinks he’s a bad boy. He eats better food, dates hotter girls, and still thinks he’s the king of the school.
"I’m not a soy boy, I’m a bad boy soy boy. You’re just a normal guy.", said a guy who ordered a salad.
"He dates a cheerleader and still thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread."
"He eats steak and still calls himself a soy boy. What’s next, a soy boy who can dance?"