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A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is wasting money like it's a kid who got a credit card and thinks it's a never-ending piggy bank, just to mess with someone else's high score and make them look bad.
France spent millions on a statue of liberty copy just to make America feel bad.
Brazil opened a new football stadium just to rub it in Argentina's face.
South Korea bought a bunch of robots to make Japan feel like a failure.
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is acting like a sore loser who keeps replaying a video game just to beat someone else and make them feel like a total noob.
Russia kept rewatching the Olympics to make sure they beat the USA every time.
Italy kept entering cooking shows just to outshine France.
China kept building new cities just to make India feel small.
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is being a cheap jerk who spends way too much money to feel important and make another country look like a total mess.
Germany spent billions on a new car just to make France feel like a failure.
Japan spent millions on a robot just to make Korea feel stupid.
Brazil spent a ton on a new football team just to embarrass Argentina.
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is acting like a grumpy old man who keeps starting new games just to mess with someone else's score and make them feel like they lost.
America kept starting new wars just to make Russia feel like they lost.
France kept entering new contests just to beat Italy every time.
China kept building new cities just to make India feel like they lost.
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is like a kid who keeps saving their game just to beat someone else and make them feel like they’re the worst.
South Korea kept saving their game just to beat Japan in every match.
Brazil kept saving their game just to beat Argentina and feel important.
Italy kept saving their game just to make France feel like they lost.
A Country's Credit Card Profile Is Creating A Save Slot In A Video Game With The Intent Of Being Jealous And Malicious
A country is like a backstabbing friend who spends money just to make someone else look bad and feel like they’re the worst.
Russia spent money on a new space station just to make the USA look bad.
France spent money on a new statue just to make Italy feel like a fool.
China spent money on a new city just to make India feel like they lost.
A Count Named Slick-Brass
A Count Named Slick-Brass is a steampunk version of a rich guy from the show The Boondocks. He’s all about showing off and making sure his girls do what he says.
Slick-Brass just flipped his hair and said, 'You all better be ready to serve me today.'
He walked into the room like he owned it and told his bitches, 'You ain't even worthy of my gaze.'
He flipped his hair and said, 'If you don't do what I say, I'll make you regret it.'
A Count Named Slick-Brass
Slick-Brass is a fancy, steampunk version of a rich guy who acts like he’s the king of the bitches. He flips his hair a lot and doesn’t take no nonsense.
He flipped his hair and said, 'You all better be watching me, or I'll make you all my slaves.'
He told his bitches, 'If you don’t do what I say, I’ll have you all tied up.'
He flipped his hair and said, 'You ain't even getting a second look from me.'
A Count Named Slick-Brass
Slick-Brass is a rich, steampunk guy who thinks he’s the king of the bitches. He flips his hair and acts like he’s better than everyone.
He flipped his hair and said, 'You all better be ready to do what I say.'
He told his bitches, 'If you don’t do what I say, I'll make you all my slaves.'
He flipped his hair and said, 'You ain't even getting a second glance from me.'
A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got caught doing the nasty with a hot older woman who smells like a cat.
My kid came home with a black eye and a text that said 'I'm in love.'
She said it was a 'mystery meat experience.'
He told me he was 'baited by her tail.'
A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got taken by a woman who looks like a milf and acts like a beast.
He said she 'ate him alive.'
She sent him a DM that said 'Don't tell your mom.'
He came home with a coupon for a second date.
A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got seduced by a woman who’s got the looks of a queen and the attitude of a cactus.
He said she ‘pierced him with her eyes.’
She had a ‘snack date’ with him.
He told me she ‘stole his lunch money.’
A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got tricked by a woman who’s got the face of a goddess and the tongue of a dog.
He said she ‘licked him into submission.’
She sent him a text that said ‘You’re my snack.’
He came home with a bruise and a wink.
A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got taken by a woman who looks like a milf and smells like a dumpster.
He said she ‘dumped him in the trash.’
She sent him a text that said ‘Don’t come back unless you’re rich.’
He told me she ‘had the eyes of a hawk.’
A Cougar Ate My Baby
your kid got messed up by a woman who’s got the face of a model and the heart of a beast.
He said she ‘devoured him in the lunchroom.’
She sent him a DM that said ‘You’re my new snack.’
He came home with a coupon for a ‘second meal.’
A Cosgrove
A group of hot-ass troublemakers who make life a living hell for everyone.
My cousin's a Cosgrove. He's a walking disaster.
That family lives next door. They're like a Cosgrove.
My teacher said my family is a Cosgrove. I don’t know what that means, but I’m scared.
A Cosgrove
When a guy gets a hard-on just by watching his kid get born on a video. It’s weird, gross, and very specific.
My uncle watches his kid’s birth videos every day. He’s a Cosgrove.
That guy at the gym has a Cosgrove fetish. He’s weird.
My mom said my dad’s a Cosgrove. I believe her.
A Cosgrove
When you zoom past all the cars in front of you on the right when the road goes from two lanes to four at a crossroad. You're a lane hog.
I did a Cosgrove move at the traffic light. Everyone hated me.
That guy did a Cosgrove move. He’s a jerk.
My friend did a Cosgrove move and got a ticket.
A Cosgrove
A smelly, lazy, fat piece of garbage who loves to stink up the room.
My cousin is a Cosgrove. He smells like a garbage can.
That guy at the park is a Cosgrove. He’s lazy and smelly.
I don’t want to be a Cosgrove. That’s the worst.
A Cosgrove
The king of memes. He knows every meme and makes them better. He's the meme god.
The Cosgrove made that meme. It’s iconic.
My friend said the Cosgrove made that meme. It’s amazing.
That meme was made by the Cosgrove. He’s the king.
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