A Gurshan

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A meaty guy from Kotli Khakhian who everyone calls 'Jatt Khakh Soorma'. He can lift weights like they're nothing and rides a Royal Enfield Bullet like it's his best friend.
He bench-pressed a cow and still had energy to flirt with the teacher.
He drove his Bullet through a traffic jam like it was a war zone.
He once tried to ride his Bullet in a swimming pool and got stuck like a soggy biscuit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A kid who always ends up in the water, and when he drowns, he makes weird noises like a confused alien who just ate a sandwich.
He jumped in the lake and came up screaming like he had seen a ghost.
He tried to swim across the river and turned into a human sinkhole.
He drowned in a puddle and it was the saddest thing ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The GOAT. No one else even comes close. He’s the top dog, the king of the hill, and the reason you’re still breathing.
He’s so good, he could beat a dragon in a dance-off.
He’s the GOAT, and that’s not just a title, it’s a fact.
He once ate a whole pizza in one bite and still had energy to beat up a goat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Gurshan is the best, and he wants to kick Daniel in the face because Daniel is a total disgrace to humanity.
He told Daniel to shut up or he’d kick him in the face.
Daniel tried to talk and Gurshan kicked him like he was a bad math problem.
Daniel cried like a baby and Gurshan just laughed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who hates Shrek, loves memes, has friends, but gets mad at them easily. He’s a sporty guy who’s good at four square and yells 'esketti!' like it’s a sacred chant.
He yelled 'esketti!' so loud, the teacher had to give him a time-out.
He got mad at his friend for talking about bananas and threw a chair.
He posted a meme about Shrek getting kicked in the face and it went viral.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A huge guy who lives on Discord, hates school zones, and can’t control his size.
He tried to go into the school zone and got stuck like a giant in a closet.
He sent a message on Discord that was 10,000 words long.
He once tried to fit into a classroom and it looked like a disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you jerk off to a girl in your class after getting pictures of her. It’s the most embarrassing thing ever, and no one should know.
He jerked off to her picture in the bathroom and got caught by the principal.
He got a picture of her and jerked off during math class.
He texted her and then immediately jerked off like it was a competition.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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