A Kay Burley
A Kay Burley is a man who thinks he’s a rock star, throws a shoddy birthday party in the middle of a lockdown, and then expects the world to cheer for him like it’s the Super Bowl.
He yelled, ‘This is the best birthday ever!’ while his kids were stuck in a Zoom class.
He got a free pizza for being a ‘celebrity’ and thought it was a promotion.
He fell over while trying to do a ‘celebrity pose’ and got a standing ovation from a confused neighbor.