A Kavanaugh
A kavanaugh is the worst kind of weird crap you can imagine.
My cousin had a kavanaugh at the party. It was like a nightmare with a side of tacos.
My neighbor’s dog had a kavanaugh. It ran around the block barking like it was on fire.
My teacher gave me a kavanaugh for forgetting my homework. It was like being yelled at by a loudspeaker.