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A Quick Goo

When you need to find something fast and you curse the whole world for not knowing it already.

'What the hell is a pterodactyl? I'm asking Google and I'm mad at it.'

'Why is my pizza not here yet? I just did a quick goo and I'm still confused.'

'I’m not cheating, I’m just doing a quick goo because life is hard.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick Goo

A desperate, last-minute search that only makes you angrier because you already knew the answer.

'I looked it up and it was right in front of me the whole time. I hate life.'

'I did a quick goo and it just made me more confused. What even is a quick goo?'

'I asked Google and now I’m questioning my entire existence.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick Goo

When you use your phone like it's a magic wand to find something you should’ve already known.

'I just did a quick goo because I’m too lazy to think.'

'My phone is my hero. It saved me from failing this test.'

'I used my phone to look up the answer and now I feel guilty.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick Goo

A mini-battle between you and Google that ends with you swearing at both of you.

'Google said it was 3 p. m. but I swear it was 2:59.'

'I did a quick goo and now I’m mad at the internet.'

'I looked it up and it lied to me. I’m not even sorry.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick Goo

When you use your phone to find something fast, but it takes forever and you yell at it.

'I did a quick goo and it took me 10 minutes. I’m yelling at my phone.'

'I looked it up and it didn’t help. I’m now yelling at Google.'

'I tried to do a quick goo but my phone was slower than my grandma.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick Goo

A last-second search that feels like you’re fighting the whole internet for one tiny answer.

'I did a quick goo because I was too lazy to remember.'

'I fought the internet for 3 minutes just to find out what a pterodactyl was.'

'I did a quick goo and now I’m tired. Also, what is a pterodactyl?'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick 30

Stealing 30 bucks from a buddy, usually when they're too wasted to notice or too busy crying about their life.

'A Quick 30' because you're out of gas and your friend is too drunk to remember they gave you cash earlier.

'A Quick 30' after your buddy says, 'Just take it, I'm too sad to count.'

'A Quick 30' because your friend is crying about their ex and you're too lazy to ask for it nicely.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Quick 30

A 30-minute snooze that saves your soul, usually after a night of screaming at the TV or crying in the corner.

'A Quick 30' after your buddy says, 'You look like a zombie, go take a nap before you kill me.'

'A Quick 30' in the middle of a bender because your brain is melting.

'A Quick 30' before going out to rage because your face is all puffy and your soul is crying.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

As weak as a wet noodle in a soup kitchen

You're like a spaghetti strand after I drop it in the trash.

You're weaker than my grandma's hip replacement.

You're like a popsicle on a hot day, melting into nothing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You're like a kid who still thinks Santa brings you candy

You're still hoping I'll bring you cookies instead of consequences.

You're like a kid who thinks I'll let you off the hook every time.

You're still believing in magic, even though I've seen your text history.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You apologize so much you're practically a broken pencil

You apologize more than I eat chips at a party.

You're like a pencil that keeps breaking every time I write on it.

You apologize more than my mom does on my birthday.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You smile like a fool who just got a free soda

You smile like you just won the lottery and it's still fake.

You grin like you just got a free soda and it's your last day of school.

You smile like you got a free pizza and it's still Monday.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You know what we're doing, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender

You know we're in this mess, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.

You know we're both messed up, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.

You know we're both stupid, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You know we're both holding on by a thread, like a bad relationship in a bad movie

We're both holding on by a thread, like a bad relationship in a bad movie.

We're both stuck together like two bad choices in a bad restaurant.

We're both holding on like a bad relationship in a bad movie.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got grounded

You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got grounded.

You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got sent to time-out.

You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got sent to the basement.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped a ice cream cone

You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped an ice cream cone.

You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just spilled a milkshake.

You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped a pizza.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free lunch

You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free lunch.

You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free donut.

You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free taco.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Question of Lust

You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just woke up

You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just woke up.

You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just got kicked out of a bar.

You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just spilled his drink.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Queerio.

A faggot who gardens and has a last name that sounds like queer. They get their balls chopped off at 16 and only drink water. They can’t even ride a bike.

DM: ‘Why are you still single? Go ask the Queerio for help.’

Tweet: ‘That Queerio tried to plant roses in my yard. Now my yard looks like a disaster.’

Text: ‘The Queerio came to my house and only brought water. I died a little.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Queerio.

The British way to say ‘see you later’ to a faggot.

Text: ‘Queerio, I’ll be back tomorrow.’

DM: ‘Queerio, I’m going to the pub. See you later, faggot.’

Tweet: ‘Saying Queerio to my ex. Never again.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago