A Question of Lust

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As weak as a wet noodle in a soup kitchen
You're like a spaghetti strand after I drop it in the trash.
You're weaker than my grandma's hip replacement.
You're like a popsicle on a hot day, melting into nothing.
2
You're like a kid who still thinks Santa brings you candy
You're still hoping I'll bring you cookies instead of consequences.
You're like a kid who thinks I'll let you off the hook every time.
You're still believing in magic, even though I've seen your text history.
3
You apologize so much you're practically a broken pencil
You apologize more than I eat chips at a party.
You're like a pencil that keeps breaking every time I write on it.
You apologize more than my mom does on my birthday.
4
You smile like a fool who just got a free soda
You smile like you just won the lottery and it's still fake.
You grin like you just got a free soda and it's your last day of school.
You smile like you got a free pizza and it's still Monday.
5
You know what we're doing, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender
You know we're in this mess, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.
You know we're both messed up, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.
You know we're both stupid, but you're still confused like a chicken in a blender.
6
You know we're both holding on by a thread, like a bad relationship in a bad movie
We're both holding on by a thread, like a bad relationship in a bad movie.
We're both stuck together like two bad choices in a bad restaurant.
We're both holding on like a bad relationship in a bad movie.
7
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got grounded
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got grounded.
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got sent to time-out.
You know we both need our space, like a kid who just got sent to the basement.
8
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped a ice cream cone
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped an ice cream cone.
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just spilled a milkshake.
You know we're both stupid enough to let go, like a kid who just dropped a pizza.
9
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free lunch
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free lunch.
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free donut.
You know all my secrets, like a detective who just got a free taco.
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You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just woke up
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just woke up.
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just got kicked out of a bar.
You know I'm a mess, like a drunk man who just spilled his drink.
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