A Kaulia Bench - A bench so low it’s basically the ground, but it’s still the

A bench so low it’s basically the ground, but it’s still there to mock you.

I tripped over it and fell flat on my face. It was like the bench was laughing at me.

It’s not a bench. It’s a taunt from the floor.

I sat on it and it felt like the floor was trying to give me a wedgie.