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A fellow man of class

A man who thinks he’s the best at everything just because he has a 200-word essay about why he likes avocados. He’s like a human trophy, but with more words and less dignity.

‘I wrote a 200-word essay about avocados. That’s 200 more words than you’ve ever used in your life.’

‘I’m not just a guy. I’m a walking essay.’

‘If I had to write an essay about my hair, I’d be a god.’

A fellow man of class

A man who thinks he’s cool just because he uses the word ‘literally’ when it doesn’t make sense. He’s like the human version of a broken calculator, but with more sass.

‘I literally ran into the room. I didn’t just walk in. I sprinted in like I was on fire.’

‘You literally told me that. I didn’t just hear it. I was tortured by it.’

‘I’m not just a man. I’m a walking definition of literally.’

A fatty of fun is when you’re so wasted you can’t tell your pants from your face and still manage to laugh like a maniac.

I had a fatty of fun at the party. I drank 12 beers and fell into a pool. Still laughed like I won the lottery.

My cousin had a fatty of fun at the concert. He tried to sing along and ended up yelling at the stage.

I had a fatty of fun at my friend’s birthday. I ate cake, drank soda, and then did a backflip into a pizza box.

A fatty of fun is when you’re so high you think you’re a superhero and you actually start running around yelling nonsense.

At the rave, I had a fatty of fun. I thought I was Spiderman and ran through the crowd screaming, ‘I’m the fastest man alive!’

My friend had a fatty of fun after eating three tacos and a whole bag of chips. He started doing cartwheels and yelling, ‘I’m going to conquer the world!’

I had a fatty of fun after taking too many pills. I thought I was a wizard and started waving my arms like I was casting spells.

A fatty of fun is when you’re so silly you can’t stop making stupid faces and everyone around you is laughing at you like you’re a clown.

I had a fatty of fun at the beach. I made a face so weird my dog ran away screaming.

My brother had a fatty of fun during dinner. He kept making faces at my mom and she started laughing so hard she spilled her soup.

I had a fatty of fun at the movie theater. I made a face so ridiculous the person next to me turned around and started laughing.

A fatty of fun is when you’re so messed up you can’t even walk straight and still manage to make everyone around you laugh like it’s the best joke ever.

I had a fatty of fun at the park. I fell over three times and still managed to laugh like I just won a million dollars.

My friend had a fatty of fun at the mall. He tripped over his own feet and started laughing like he just discovered pizza.

I had a fatty of fun at the grocery store. I walked in backwards, dropped a carton of eggs, and still laughed like I was the king of the world.

A fatty of fun is when you’re so ridiculous you start doing weird stuff and everyone around you is like, ‘What is this guy doing?’ and then they start laughing.

I had a fatty of fun at school. I jumped on a desk and started doing the chicken dance in front of the whole class.

My cousin had a fatty of fun at the restaurant. He tried to eat a whole pizza with his feet and ended up laughing like he was crazy.

I had a fatty of fun at the zoo. I started talking to the monkeys and then started laughing like I was one of them.

When someone is so obsessed with another person, they act like a brain-dead idiot and don’t care if they end up ruined.

I fell for my boss and now I can’t stop texting her at 2 AM.

He dumped his girlfriend for a barista and now he’s in love with her ex.

She left her husband for a guy who works at the post office and now she’s crying in the mailroom.

Someone who’s so crazy in love, they’re willing to die for it, and they’ll drag everyone else down with them.

She tried to kill her ex’s new girlfriend just to get him back.

He crashed his car into his crush’s house because he thought it was her ex.

He tried to drown his best friend because he thought he was in love with his crush.

A person who won’t stop following someone else, even if they get kicked out of the building.

He stood outside his ex’s apartment for three days with a megaphone.

She followed her crush to school, work, and even his mom’s house.

He kept showing up at his crush’s house with a gift every day, even after she told him to stop.

When you sleep with someone and the next morning you wish you were dead.

I had sex with my coworker and now I hate my life.

He slept with his boss’s wife and now he’s stuck with a promotion he doesn’t want.

She had a one-night stand with her teacher and now she’s stuck in detention.

When you're so head-over-heels in love that you'll kill anyone who stands in your way, even if it's your own family.

She killed her brother because he was dating her crush.

He tried to strangle his best friend because he was in love with his girlfriend.

He drowned his dog because it was barking at his crush.

A person who’s so obsessed with someone, they’ll do anything, even if it means getting slapped with a restraining order.

He got a restraining order from his ex and still showed up at her work.

She got a restraining order from her crush and still sent him 500 texts a day.

He got kicked out of school for stalking his crush and still showed up at his house every day.

A movie about a guy who cheated on his wife and then got haunted by the woman he slept with, and her family.

He had an affair with his coworker and now she’s haunting his life.

He cheated on his girlfriend and now she’s showing up at his house every day.

He had a one-night stand with his boss and now he’s stuck with a promotion and a stalker.

A fat person remark

when a fat person complains about waiting for something to happen, even though they could just do it themselves, but they're too lazy and scream about it when someone else doesn't do it fast enough

'Why hasn't the elevator come yet? I'm too tired to walk up two flights!'

'Why isn't my food here yet? I can't even lift my arms to get it myself!'

'Why is the movie not starting yet? I'm too fat to move and I'm mad about it!'

A fat person remark

when a fat person acts like they're being wronged because someone else didn't do something for them, even though they had the chance to do it themselves and just didn't want to

'Why didn't you bring me my coffee? I'm too fat to walk over there!'

'Why didn't you call me when the delivery came? I was too lazy to check my phone!'

'Why didn't you tell me the concert was on? I was too full to think straight!'

A fat person remark

when a fat person yells about waiting for something, even though they're the ones who didn’t do anything, and they're too full to even think straight

'Why hasn't my pizza arrived yet? I can’t even move to get it!'

'Why didn’t you text me when the food came? I was too full to respond!'

'Why is the movie still starting? I can't even walk to the theater!'

A fat one

A blunt or joint that’s so heavy it could knock out a horse.

Man, that blunt was a fat one. I ate it and it ate me.

I tried to smoke that joint, it was a fat one. I looked like a donkey after a long day of work.

That fat one was so big, I thought it was a new kind of meat.

A fat one

A person so big, they might as well be a mountain with a face.

That guy walked in, he was a fat one. I thought he was bringing the whole gym with him.

She’s the fat one, and I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

I saw the fat one and I ran. I don’t know why, I just ran.