A fellow man of class
A man who thinks he’s cool just because he uses the word ‘literally’ when it doesn’t make sense. He’s like the human version of a broken calculator, but with more sass.
‘I literally ran into the room. I didn’t just walk in. I sprinted in like I was on fire.’
‘You literally told me that. I didn’t just hear it. I was tortured by it.’
‘I’m not just a man. I’m a walking definition of literally.’