A fellow man of class

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A guy who’s so fake fancy he thinks he’s better than everyone else just because he knows how to use a keyboard and a dictionary. He’s like the human version of a pretentious meme.
'Bro, I’m not even mad. I’m just disappointed.'
‘I’d rather die than watch you post a meme at 3 a. m. on a Tuesday.’
‘You’re not a real person. You’re just a ghost in the machine.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who talks like he’s in a fancy suit even though he’s just wearing pajamas. He’s the type of person who thinks 'hello' is a full sentence and 'hi' is just lazy.
‘Greetings, fellow man of class. I hope your day is as glorious as my 12-step process for waking up.’
‘You’re not just a person. You’re a statement.’
‘I don’t just use words. I perform them on a silver platter.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s the center of the universe just because he has a subscription to a newsletter. He’s like the human version of a spam email, but with more drama.
‘I’ve read 14 newsletters today. I’ve only had 3 meals. I’m basically a human subscription box.’
‘If I had a dollar for every time I checked my newsletter, I’d be rich and also very tired.’
‘I’m not just a guy. I’m a newsletter.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the best at everything just because he has a 200-word essay about why he likes avocados. He’s like a human trophy, but with more words and less dignity.
‘I wrote a 200-word essay about avocados. That’s 200 more words than you’ve ever used in your life.’
‘I’m not just a guy. I’m a walking essay.’
‘If I had to write an essay about my hair, I’d be a god.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he’s cool just because he uses the word ‘literally’ when it doesn’t make sense. He’s like the human version of a broken calculator, but with more sass.
‘I literally ran into the room. I didn’t just walk in. I sprinted in like I was on fire.’
‘You literally told me that. I didn’t just hear it. I was tortured by it.’
‘I’m not just a man. I’m a walking definition of literally.’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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