A fellow man of class
A man who talks like he’s in a fancy suit even though he’s just wearing pajamas. He’s the type of person who thinks 'hello' is a full sentence and 'hi' is just lazy.
‘Greetings, fellow man of class. I hope your day is as glorious as my 12-step process for waking up.’
‘You’re not just a person. You’re a statement.’
‘I don’t just use words. I perform them on a silver platter.’