A fellow man of class
A guy who thinks he’s the center of the universe just because he has a subscription to a newsletter. He’s like the human version of a spam email, but with more drama.
‘I’ve read 14 newsletters today. I’ve only had 3 meals. I’m basically a human subscription box.’
‘If I had a dollar for every time I checked my newsletter, I’d be rich and also very tired.’
‘I’m not just a guy. I’m a newsletter.’