A fellow man of class
A man who thinks he’s the best at everything just because he has a 200-word essay about why he likes avocados. He’s like a human trophy, but with more words and less dignity.
‘I wrote a 200-word essay about avocados. That’s 200 more words than you’ve ever used in your life.’
‘I’m not just a guy. I’m a walking essay.’
‘If I had to write an essay about my hair, I’d be a god.’