A fat person remark

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when a fat person complains about waiting for something to happen, even though they could just do it themselves, but they're too lazy and scream about it when someone else doesn't do it fast enough
'Why hasn't the elevator come yet? I'm too tired to walk up two flights!'
'Why isn't my food here yet? I can't even lift my arms to get it myself!'
'Why is the movie not starting yet? I'm too fat to move and I'm mad about it!'
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when a fat person acts like they're being wronged because someone else didn't do something for them, even though they had the chance to do it themselves and just didn't want to
'Why didn't you bring me my coffee? I'm too fat to walk over there!'
'Why didn't you call me when the delivery came? I was too lazy to check my phone!'
'Why didn't you tell me the concert was on? I was too full to think straight!'
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when a fat person yells about waiting for something, even though they're the ones who didn’t do anything, and they're too full to even think straight
'Why hasn't my pizza arrived yet? I can’t even move to get it!'
'Why didn’t you text me when the food came? I was too full to respond!'
'Why is the movie still starting? I can't even walk to the theater!'
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