A relationship that looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue gun and a bad attitude. It’s broken, messy, and probably going to end in a screaming match and a divorce.
My mom and dad are a match made in China. They argue about the toaster and the pizza crusts.
My sister and her boyfriend are a match made in China. They fight over who left the bathroom sink messy.
My uncle and his wife are a match made in China. They hate each other more than the government hates taxes.
A relationship that was forced by someone who had a grudge against both people. It’s like a bad pizza. It’s not good, and it’s going to end in a fight.
My brother and his wife are a match made in China. They fight about everything. Even the TV remote.
My neighbor and his girlfriend are a match made in China. They argue about the lawn and the Wi-Fi.
My friend and his girlfriend are a match made in China. They’re like a broken clock. They’re not working right, and it’s only a matter of time before it stops altogether.
A Matarizzo is a fake person who yells about quitting Instagram like it's the end of the world, but comes back the next day to post a selfie and brag about their coffee.
'I'm done with Instagram forever!', then posted a 30-second video of their cat eating cereal.
'I'm deleting my account right now!', 2 hours later, they were live talking about their ex.
'This is the last post I'll ever make!', then they posted a rant about their mom's cooking.
A Matarizzo is someone who promises to leave Instagram every few months and acts like it's a big deal, but you know they're just waiting for their next flex moment.
'I'm gonna quit Instagram for good!', 2 days later, they posted a story about their new gym membership.
'I'm done with all of you!', 1 hour later, they were tagging their friends in a post about their new haircut.
'I'm leaving forever!', 3 days later, they were live arguing with their best friend about the best pizza toppings.
When math tutors from Singapore work so hard and are so good, they hide how bad most local teachers are, making kids think math is boring and pointless.
A math tutor from Singapore says, 'I can teach your kid to solve equations in 10 minutes.'
A kid says, 'Why do I have to learn fractions when I can just use my phone?'
A teacher says, 'I just copy the lesson plan from last year.'
When lazy or crooked politicians lie about the number of sick and dead people, tricking the public into thinking everything's fine, even though they're too lazy to follow the rules.
A politician says, 'Only a few people are sick. Don't worry!'
A kid says, 'Why do I have to wear a mask if my uncle got better?'