A Match Made In China

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A relationship that looks like it was made by a drunk kid with a glue gun and a bad attitude. It’s broken, messy, and probably going to end in a screaming match and a divorce.
My mom and dad are a match made in China. They argue about the toaster and the pizza crusts.
My sister and her boyfriend are a match made in China. They fight over who left the bathroom sink messy.
My uncle and his wife are a match made in China. They hate each other more than the government hates taxes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A couple that looks like they were stuck together by a teacher who hated them both. It’s not love. It’s a punishment.
My cousin and his girlfriend are a match made in China. They don’t talk. They just stare at each other like they’re waiting for the other to die.
My boss and his secretary are a match made in China. They hate each other but still have to smile in meetings.
My best friend and his girlfriend are a match made in China. They’re like a broken toaster. They work, but not for long.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A relationship that was forced by someone who had a grudge against both people. It’s like a bad pizza. It’s not good, and it’s going to end in a fight.
My brother and his wife are a match made in China. They fight about everything. Even the TV remote.
My neighbor and his girlfriend are a match made in China. They argue about the lawn and the Wi-Fi.
My friend and his girlfriend are a match made in China. They’re like a broken clock. They’re not working right, and it’s only a matter of time before it stops altogether.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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