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A Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your pecker gets red and sore, like it’s been through a war.

My buddy came so hard his cock looked like it had been in a battle.

I jacked off so much my willy turned red and looked like it had been beaten.

My friend rubbed his pecker so much it looked like it had been in a war.

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A Rusty Venture

When you stick your dick in someone’s butt, get covered in poop, and then blow cum on their back like a total mess-up.

I stuck my willy in her butt and got covered in poop, then I blew cum on her back like a mess.

My buddy had butt sex and got covered in poop, then he blew cum on her back like a disaster.

I did butt sex and got covered in poop, then I blew cum on her back like a total mess.

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A Rusty Venture

When you take a guy’s finger up your butt while you rub his cock into his mouth like a dirty mess.

I took his finger up my butt while I rubbed his cock into his mouth like a mess.

My buddy took his finger up my butt while I jacked him off into his mouth.

I took his finger up my butt while he jacked me off into his mouth like a total mess.

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A Rusty Venture

When you take a girl to a fancy dinner and don’t let her go to the bathroom, then you have butt sex and she poops all over your willy.

I took my girlfriend to a fancy dinner and wouldn’t let her go to the bathroom, then she pooped on my willy.

My buddy took his girl to a fancy dinner and wouldn’t let her go to the can, then she pooped on his pecker.

I took my girl to a fancy dinner and didn’t let her go to the can, then she pooped on my willy.

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A Rusty Venture

When you cum so much your cock turns red and looks like it’s been abused.

My buddy cum so much his cock turned red and looked like it had been beaten.

I jacked off so much my pecker turned red and looked like it had been abused.

My friend cum so much his willy turned red and looked like it had been in a war.

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A Rut Ro Raggy

When you inhale a spliff and your mouth gets filled with a huge piece of weed like a giant Scooby Snack

I just got a Scooby Snack in my mouth and I’m not even mad

That weed was so big it blocked my view of my phone screen

My friend laughed so hard he spilled his soda all over my shirt

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A Rut Ro Raggy

When you smoke a spliff and your mouth gets a big chunk of weed like it’s trying to take over

My mouth is full of weed like I bit into a giant stoner

I just got a Scooby Snack in my mouth and now I can’t talk

That chunk of weed was so big I think it’s gonna grow roots in my mouth

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A Rut Ro Raggy

When you smoke a spliff and a big piece of weed goes into your mouth like it’s a Scooby Snack from hell

My mouth is full of weed and I feel like a giant stoner just bit me

That Scooby Snack was so big it’s like I swallowed a whole joint

I just got a chunk of weed in my mouth and it’s giving me the worst vibes

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A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period and it feels like you're licking a rusty toilet.

My girlfriend just kicked me out of bed. Said I was 'rusty spooning' and it was 'the worst'

I tried to spoon her, she was bleeding, I felt like I'd died.

My girlfriend cried during rusty spooning. I think she got her period and it was a surprise.

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A Rusty Spoon

A spoon that looks like it was used to scrape the bottom of a dog’s bowl and then left in a sewer for 50 years.

This spoon is so rusty, it’s like it was used to stir feces.

My grandma’s spoon is so rusty, it looks like it was in a chicken coop.

That spoon is older than my grandpa’s teeth.

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A Rusty Spoon

When you love something so much it feels like you're getting a full-on blow job from a statue.

That pizza was so good, it was like a rusty spoon moment.

I had the best rusty spoon moment when I ate that chocolate cake.

That movie was so good, it was like a rusty spoon.

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A Rusty Spoon

Scooping with someone who looks like they could be your grandpa’s grandpa and smells like old socks and regret.

I spooned with my grandpa’s grandpa. He smelled like a sock drawer.

Spoon with that old man and you'll know what a rusty spoon is.

I spooned with a guy who looked like he hadn't brushed his teeth since the last century.

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A Rusty Spoon

When you spoon with someone and they end up pooping on you and it turns into a hard crust that you can’t wash off for weeks.

I spooned with my friend and she pooped on me. Now I have a crust on my back.

My girlfriend pooped on me during rusty spooning. It was legendary.

I spooned with my brother and now I have a crust from his poopy business.

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A Rusty Spoon

When you haven’t had sex in so long, you don’t know how to have it anymore and it’s like you’re trying to speak a language you forgot.

I haven’t had sex in years. Now it’s like I’m trying to speak French.

My rusty spoon skills are bad. I think I just forgot how to do it.

I tried to have sex and it was like I was trying to do a dance I didn’t know.

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A Rusty Spoon

A guy uses a spoon to wipe off his cum and then serves it to her like it’s breakfast and it's the worst thing she's ever had.

My boyfriend used a spoon to wipe his cum and served it to me. I threw it out.

He used a spoon to wipe cum and served it like it was omelets.

He used a spoon to wipe his cum and called it breakfast. I was horrified.

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A Rusty Bowers

When a republican gets called out by their own side after briefly acting like they actually care about something.

"Rusty Bowers got censured for being a one-time good guy. Now he’s a backstabbing piece of trash."

"He was almost decent. Then he turned into a lying sack of dirt."

"He got punished by his own party. Classic."

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A Rusty Bowers

A wild sex move that involves PBR, a girl, and pretending to be a pirate.

"I did the Rusty Bower with my ex. She hated it. I loved it."

"PBR in one hand, girl in the other. That’s how you make it work."

"He did the Rusty Bower and got a broken bottle. Worth it."

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A Russian retreat

You back out and she sets your junk on fire

I had to back out and she lit my junk like a bonfire

He pulled out and she burned his meat like it was a barbecue

She set my nuts on fire as I left, and I couldn’t even complain

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A Russian retreat

You leave and she torches your privates

He left and she torched his privates like it was a war zone

She burned my privates as I walked out, and I had to sit down

He left the room and she lit his privates like it was a matchstick

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A Russian retreat

You walk out and she sets your meat to flames

I walked out and she set my meat to flames like it was a grill

He left and she burned his meat like it was a roast

She lit his meat on fire as he left, and he screamed like a kid

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