A Rusty Spoon
Scooping with someone who looks like they could be your grandpa’s grandpa and smells like old socks and regret.
I spooned with my grandpa’s grandpa. He smelled like a sock drawer.
Spoon with that old man and you'll know what a rusty spoon is.
I spooned with a guy who looked like he hadn't brushed his teeth since the last century.