A Rusty Venture
When you take a girl to a fancy dinner and don’t let her go to the bathroom, then you have butt sex and she poops all over your willy.
I took my girlfriend to a fancy dinner and wouldn’t let her go to the bathroom, then she pooped on my willy.
My buddy took his girl to a fancy dinner and wouldn’t let her go to the can, then she pooped on his pecker.
I took my girl to a fancy dinner and didn’t let her go to the can, then she pooped on my willy.