A Rusty Spoon - A spoon that looks like it was used to scrape the bottom of

A spoon that looks like it was used to scrape the bottom of a dog’s bowl and then left in a sewer for 50 years.

This spoon is so rusty, it’s like it was used to stir feces.

My grandma’s spoon is so rusty, it looks like it was in a chicken coop.

That spoon is older than my grandpa’s teeth.