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A Taylor Harlan

A Taylor Harlan is a hot mess who loves you but also hates you. She'll talk your ear off about everything and anything, but she'll also make you feel like a complete idiot when she randomly flips out.

'I love you, but I hate you right now, so don't talk to me.'

'You're the best friend ever... but also the worst.'

'I like you, but I don't like you. It's confusing.'

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A Taylor Harlan

A Taylor Harlan is like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but you know there's a lot of crap in there. She'll make you laugh, but she'll also make you feel like you're the only one who's ever failed at life.

'You're the best, but I'm also the worst. It's a tie.'

'I like you, but I don't like you. You're the worst.'

'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst.'

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A Taylor Harlan

A Taylor Harlan is a magical disaster who will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, then drop a bomb on you that makes you feel like the unluckiest person ever.

'I love you... but I also hate you. It's a rollercoaster.'

'You're the best friend ever, but I'm also the worst. It's a mess.'

'I like you, but I also hate you. You're the worst.'

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A Taylor Harlan

A Taylor Harlan is a walking contradiction who will tell you she loves you, then go out and date someone else just to make you feel like a total loser.

'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'

'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst. It's confusing.'

'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'

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A Taylor Harlan

A Taylor Harlan is like a bad pizza, looks good, sounds good, but it's just a bunch of crap on a plate and you're left wondering why you ate it.

'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'

'You're the best friend ever, but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'

'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'

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A Taylor Harlan

A Taylor Harlan is a godsend who will make you feel like the king of the world, then drop a curse on you that makes you feel like the lowest man in the dungeon.

'I love you... but I also love him. You're the worst.'

'You're the best friend ever... but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'

'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'

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A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza is when you turn a decent frozen pizza into a charred, smelly disaster by burning it to ash in the oven. It shows you're so bad at cooking, even a pizza can't save you.

My pizza looked like it was tortured in the oven. Taxmans pizza, baby.

I left my pizza in the oven for three hours. It’s now a cursed object.

My roommate made a Taxmans pizza. I had to open a window to escape the smell.

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A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza is the worst kind of pizza you can make. It’s so burnt, you could probably use it as a weapon. You’re basically a food terrorist.

My pizza was so burnt, it looked like it had been attacked by a dragon.

I made a Taxmans pizza. My dog ran out of the room.

That pizza was so bad, I had to eat it with a spoon and a prayer.

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A Taxmans pizza

A Taxmans pizza is when you take a normal pizza and make it look like it was hit by a flaming meteor. You’re not just bad at cooking, you’re a food criminal.

My pizza came out of the oven looking like it had been through hell.

I made a Taxmans pizza. My neighbor called the fire department.

That pizza was so burnt, I think it got a divorce.

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A Tash Picnic

A picnic where you show up to eat, but end up fighting like raccoons with a bag of chips.

I brought sandwiches and got my face smashed by a guy who thought he was a wrestler.

We were gonna eat cake and ended up wrestling in the dirt like animals.

I came for the potato salad and got my butt kicked by a guy who had a grudge against my mom.

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A Tash Picnic

You go for a peaceful picnic, but it turns into a bloodbath with no snacks involved.

I brought chips and got my nose broken by a guy who looked like he just got out of prison.

We were gonna eat burgers and ended up punching each other in the face like we were in a movie.

I brought a blanket and got my ribs cracked by a guy who had a vendetta.

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A Tash Picnic

A picnic where you expect to eat, but instead you end up getting your brains beaten out in the middle of a cornfield.

I came for the pizza and got my face slammed by a guy who looked like he had a grudge against the entire world.

We were gonna have a snack and ended up wrestling like animals in the dirt.

I brought a drink and got my head kicked by a guy who was clearly having a bad day.

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A Taste of Lloyd

Squat on two open Steel Reserve cans like a fat kid on a candy bar. Then do jumping jacks until your ass feels like it's on fire. Then poop the cans out like they're your old socks and drink the beer and the mess.

I tried A Taste of Lloyd and my pants were soaked. My mom was not happy.

At the party, I did Lloyd and the whole kitchen smelled like beer and diarrhea.

My dog tried Lloyd and now he won't stop barking at the cans.

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A Taste of Lloyd

Put two cans of Steel Reserve up your butt and do jumping jacks until your brain is gone. Then poop the cans out and drink the beer and the stuff that came with it.

I did Lloyd and my pants were soaked. My sister laughed so hard she cried.

My friend tried Lloyd and now he smells like old beer and butt.

At school, I did Lloyd and the teacher gave me a detention for the smell.

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A Taste of Lloyd

Screw two Steel Reserve cans up your ass and do jumping jacks until you're dizzy. Then poop them out and drink the beer and the mess that came with it.

I did Lloyd and my pants were soaked. My dog ran away from me.

My brother did Lloyd and the whole house smelled like a toilet.

At the park, I did Lloyd and a kid cried because of the smell.

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A Tannous

A hairy monster who looks like a beast from the jungle. They’re so manly, they make women jealous.

My aunt’s friend is a full-on A Tannous. She’s got hair on her arms, legs, and even her face.

My cousin says his girlfriend’s ex is an A Tannous. He’s got hair growing out of his ears.

My teacher called the school janitor an A Tannous. He’s got a beard that looks like a cat’s fur.

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A Tannous

A drunk guy who’s loud, obnoxious, and smells like old pizza and regret.

At the bar, my friend got so wasted, he became an A Tannous. He fell off the stool and yelled, 'I’m king of the bar!'

My uncle turned into an A Tannous at my mom’s birthday party. He tried to dance with the cake.

My brother’s friend is an A Tannous every Friday. He shows up at the store and yells at the clerk.

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A Tannous

The ultimate heartthrob. So hot, he makes girls drool. He’s the king of the cool kids and the reason your girl is mad at you.

My girl’s crush is an A Tannous. He’s got the body of a god and the smile of a devil.

My best friend’s boyfriend is an A Tannous. He’s got girls chasing him like he’s a celebrity.

My neighbor’s son is an A Tannous. He’s got girls throwing him candy and asking for his number.

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A Tanner

Sticking big stuff in a guy's butt to keep it from squishing shut. Usually involves fancy oils and things that look like toilet plungers.

I just did a Tanner with my breakfast sandwich and a wine bottle.

My mom does a Tanner every morning with a sock and a rolling pin.

My dog tried to do a Tanner with a tennis ball and a pizza slice.

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A Tanner

A religion where people worship a guy who talks too much, makes bad jokes, and has a student teacher who might be Jesus.

I’m converting to Tannerism because my teacher is a holy man.

I think the Amazon Box Man is a god now.

My dog started praying to Zucc and now he won’t stop.

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