A Taxmans pizza

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A Taxmans pizza is when you turn a decent frozen pizza into a charred, smelly disaster by burning it to ash in the oven. It shows you're so bad at cooking, even a pizza can't save you.

My pizza looked like it was tortured in the oven. Taxmans pizza, baby.

I left my pizza in the oven for three hours. It’s now a cursed object.

My roommate made a Taxmans pizza. I had to open a window to escape the smell.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Taxmans pizza is the worst kind of pizza you can make. It’s so burnt, you could probably use it as a weapon. You’re basically a food terrorist.

My pizza was so burnt, it looked like it had been attacked by a dragon.

I made a Taxmans pizza. My dog ran out of the room.

That pizza was so bad, I had to eat it with a spoon and a prayer.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Taxmans pizza is when you take a normal pizza and make it look like it was hit by a flaming meteor. You’re not just bad at cooking, you’re a food criminal.

My pizza came out of the oven looking like it had been through hell.

I made a Taxmans pizza. My neighbor called the fire department.

That pizza was so burnt, I think it got a divorce.

by Slangipedia 16d ago