A Tash Picnic - A picnic where you expect to eat, but instead you end up get

A picnic where you expect to eat, but instead you end up getting your brains beaten out in the middle of a cornfield.

I came for the pizza and got my face slammed by a guy who looked like he had a grudge against the entire world.

We were gonna have a snack and ended up wrestling like animals in the dirt.

I brought a drink and got my head kicked by a guy who was clearly having a bad day.