A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is a godsend who will make you feel like the king of the world, then drop a curse on you that makes you feel like the lowest man in the dungeon.
'I love you... but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'