A Taylor Harlan

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A Taylor Harlan is a hot mess who loves you but also hates you. She'll talk your ear off about everything and anything, but she'll also make you feel like a complete idiot when she randomly flips out.
'I love you, but I hate you right now, so don't talk to me.'
'You're the best friend ever... but also the worst.'
'I like you, but I don't like you. It's confusing.'
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A Taylor Harlan is like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but you know there's a lot of crap in there. She'll make you laugh, but she'll also make you feel like you're the only one who's ever failed at life.
'You're the best, but I'm also the worst. It's a tie.'
'I like you, but I don't like you. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst.'
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A Taylor Harlan is a magical disaster who will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, then drop a bomb on you that makes you feel like the unluckiest person ever.
'I love you... but I also hate you. It's a rollercoaster.'
'You're the best friend ever, but I'm also the worst. It's a mess.'
'I like you, but I also hate you. You're the worst.'
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A Taylor Harlan is a walking contradiction who will tell you she loves you, then go out and date someone else just to make you feel like a total loser.
'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'
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A Taylor Harlan is like a bad pizza, looks good, sounds good, but it's just a bunch of crap on a plate and you're left wondering why you ate it.
'I love you, but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever, but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'
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A Taylor Harlan is a godsend who will make you feel like the king of the world, then drop a curse on you that makes you feel like the lowest man in the dungeon.
'I love you... but I also love him. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm the worst. It's confusing.'
'I like you, but I also like him. You're the worst.'
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