A Taylor Harlan
A Taylor Harlan is like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but you know there's a lot of crap in there. She'll make you laugh, but she'll also make you feel like you're the only one who's ever failed at life.
'You're the best, but I'm also the worst. It's a tie.'
'I like you, but I don't like you. You're the worst.'
'You're the best friend ever... but I'm also the worst.'