A Matarizzo

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A Matarizzo is a fake person who yells about quitting Instagram like it's the end of the world, but comes back the next day to post a selfie and brag about their coffee.

'I'm done with Instagram forever!', then posted a 30-second video of their cat eating cereal.

'I'm deleting my account right now!', 2 hours later, they were live talking about their ex.

'This is the last post I'll ever make!', then they posted a rant about their mom's cooking.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Matarizzo is someone who promises to leave Instagram every few months and acts like it's a big deal, but you know they're just waiting for their next flex moment.

'I'm gonna quit Instagram for good!', 2 days later, they posted a story about their new gym membership.

'I'm done with all of you!', 1 hour later, they were tagging their friends in a post about their new haircut.

'I'm leaving forever!', 3 days later, they were live arguing with their best friend about the best pizza toppings.

by Slangipedia 16d ago