A Matarizzo
A Matarizzo is a fake person who yells about quitting Instagram like it's the end of the world, but comes back the next day to post a selfie and brag about their coffee.
'I'm done with Instagram forever!', then posted a 30-second video of their cat eating cereal.
'I'm deleting my account right now!', 2 hours later, they were live talking about their ex.
'This is the last post I'll ever make!', then they posted a rant about their mom's cooking.