A Matt Cooper

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When you fake hating your twin brother because you're actually obsessed with him and it's gross

I swear I'm going to kill you for stealing my pizza again

You're the worst brother ever

If you don't stop calling me a baby, I'll beat you up

Lying about hating your twin brother when you're really just a love sick mess

You're the most annoying person I know

I would rather die than be stuck with you

If you don't stop laughing at my jokes, I'll throw my shoe at you

When you say you hate your twin brother, but you're just trying to hide your obsession

I hate you more than I hate my math teacher

You're the worst

If you don't stop copying my homework, I'll report you