A Mask for Math

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When math tutors from Singapore work so hard and are so good, they hide how bad most local teachers are, making kids think math is boring and pointless.
A math tutor from Singapore says, 'I can teach your kid to solve equations in 10 minutes.'
A kid says, 'Why do I have to learn fractions when I can just use my phone?'
A teacher says, 'I just copy the lesson plan from last year.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When lazy or crooked politicians lie about the number of sick and dead people, tricking the public into thinking everything's fine, even though they're too lazy to follow the rules.
A politician says, 'Only a few people are sick. Don't worry!'
A kid says, 'Why do I have to wear a mask if my uncle got better?'
A doctor says, 'They’re lying about the numbers.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When people think your future depends on your math grade, and if you're not a math genius or born into a rich family, you're doomed to be a failure.
A kid says, 'I failed math, so I'm never going to be successful.'
A parent says, 'If you don’t get an A, you’ll never get into a good school.'
A teacher says, 'Only the math gods are chosen.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When math teachers tell their dumb fans that masks and social distancing don’t work, even though they’re probably still coughing all over the class.
A math teacher says, 'Masks are for weak people.'
A student says, 'Why are we wearing masks if they’re not working?'
A parent says, 'My kid got sick after the math class.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When math teachers pretend they’re not clueless and just pray to God to figure out the answers instead of actually doing the math.
A teacher says, 'I’m going to pray for the answer.'
A student says, 'Why is the teacher praying instead of solving the problem?'
A math book says, 'God says the answer is 42.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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