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A Royal Dipshit

Someone who was so bad at being a dipshit they got a royal title just for being that bad.

They gave me a royal title because I failed every dipshit test twice.

I was so bad at being a dipshit they gave me a medal for being the worst.

The Royal Dipshits got so fed up with me they made me a king of dipshits.

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A Royal Dipshit

A dipshit who got a royal title and still acted like a total waste of space.

I got a royal title and still forgot my own name.

The Royal Dipshit ceremony was so long I fell asleep in the middle of it.

I got a crown and still tripped over my own feet.

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A Royal Dipshit

A person who got a fancy title for being the worst dipshit and still managed to be the worst.

I got a fancy title and still didn't know how to tie my shoes.

The Royal Dipshits gave me a medal and I threw it in the trash.

I got a title and still spilled my drink on the king.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Royal Dipshit

A royal title for a dipshit who didn't know what a dipshit was and still got it anyway.

They gave me a royal title and I didn't even know what a dipshit was.

I got a title and still forgot how to count to ten.

They made me a Royal Dipshit and I cried because I didn't know what that meant.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Rowland

A fresh-ass nigga with swag so strong it smells like magic. You gotta be a Rowland to even think about being cool.

Yo, you a Rowland? You just walked in here and I already feel inferior.

This nigga is a Rowland. He got swag so tight it’s like he’s wearing a second skin.

I saw a Rowland in the mirror and I immediately started doubting my life choices.

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A Rowland

A human legend. They drop from the sky like a god on a mission to make regular people feel like they’re living in the wrong body.

That Rowland just showed up and I instantly felt like I was the worst human ever.

Rowland is like a god but with better fashion sense and a better grip on beer pong.

You think you’re a legend? Nah, you just think you’re a Rowland.

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A Rowland

A human who sends the shit out of everything and never stops. They laugh so hard they might explode.

That Rowland just told a joke and I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants.

He’s a Rowland. He’s got the energy of a thousand disco balls and the charisma of a king.

You ain’t a Rowland. You’re just a person who sometimes laughs.

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A Rowland

Your daddy, the real one. The one who gave you life and also gave you that one weird habit you can’t shake.

My daddy is a Rowland. He also jerks off to Grandma Porn and I have to live with that.

That’s my Rowland. He’s also my dad and he still thinks he’s cool.

My Rowland is my dad and he still thinks he’s a teenager.

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A Rowland

A summer ghost who lives in the house and only comes out to play WoW and jerk off to Grandma Porn.

That Rowland just stayed home all summer and now he’s a ghost.

He’s a Rowland. He plays WoW and jerks off to Grandma Porn like it’s a full-time job.

That guy is a Rowland. He doesn’t even know how to be cool anymore.

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A Rowland

A tiny monster with a huge wenis. They’re vile and they stink like a wet sock in a trash can.

That Rowland is tiny but got a wenis so big it looks like a alien creature.

He’s a Rowland. He smells like a sock that’s been in a trash can for a decade.

You don’t wanna be near a Rowland. They’re like a monster with a giant wenis.

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A Rowland

A person who talks like a drunk wizard. They mix up words and make you question your entire life.

That Rowland just said something that sounded like a sentence but didn’t make sense.

He’s a Rowland. He talks like a wizard who just took a hit of magic and a hit of weed.

That Rowland is like a drunk wizard who thinks he’s a poet.

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A Round In The Chamber

Your poop is ready to come out and it’s not holding back, especially when you’re stuck somewhere you don’t want to be.

I was in a meeting and I felt it coming. I couldn’t move.

At the gas station, I had to choose between my dignity and my freedom.

I was trying to flirt, but my butt had other plans.

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A Round In The Chamber

Your butt is about to explode and you're just waiting for the right moment to let it go.

I was walking my dog and I couldn’t wait any longer.

During a Zoom call, I just let it rip.

I was in the middle of a math test and I had to take a break.

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A Round In The Chamber

Your poop is so ready it’s practically laughing at you, and you're just trying to hold it in.

I was trying to eat my lunch and I couldn’t stop laughing at my own situation.

At the grocery store, I had to go behind the cereal aisle.

I was in the middle of a conversation and I had to excuse myself.

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A Round In The Chamber

Your butt is about to lose the battle and your poop is ready to march out in full force.

I was trying to walk through the mall and I couldn’t keep it in any longer.

In the middle of a dance, I had to leave the floor.

I was trying to text my friend and I had to stop mid-sentence.

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A Round In The Chamber

Your poop is on a mission and it’s not going to stop until it’s out and you’re free.

I was in the middle of a video game and I had to pause it.

During a class presentation, I had to leave the room.

I was trying to eat my snack and I had to stop in the middle.

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A Round In The Chamber

Your butt is screaming for help and your poop is ready to take over the world.

I was trying to talk to my crush and I had to excuse myself.

In the middle of a movie, I had to leave the theater.

I was trying to finish my homework and I had to take a break.

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A Rotunda of Billionaires

A bunch of rich jerks who shat gold and got front row seats to watch their favorite rich idiot get sworn in, because they all want to keep robbing the poor.

I saw the Rotunda of Billionaires eating caviar while the rest of us choked on bread crumbs.

They paid $10 million for seats that cost $1000 each. Fools.

They’re all in it together. They’re like a bunch of rich rats in a luxury cage.

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A Rotunda of Billionaires

A group of billionaire farts who all got prime seats to watch their rich buddy get crowned, because they all think they’re the main event.

They’re so rich, they don’t even need a chair. They just sit on their gold.

They paid to be there. They paid to be seen. They paid to be loud.

They’re not there for the swearing in. They’re there for the ego.

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A Rotunda of Billionaires

A clique of rich snots who all got fancy seats to see their rich friend get sworn in, just so they can keep stealing from the broke people.

They’re like a bunch of rich snots on a luxury airplane. No one else gets a seat.

They paid to be in the front row. They paid to be in the news. They paid to be rich.

They all just want to keep stealing. They’re not even there for the ceremony.

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