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A Martino
The most attractive man ever. He has a body that makes women drool. He also has a giant tool and knows how to use it.
He walked into the room and all the girls turned their heads.
He smiled and the whole school got distracted.
He winked and my cousin fainted.
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A Martino
A woman who can't shut up and uses her hands to make it worse. She also plays with her mustache like it's a toy.
She was talking and flapping her hands like a chicken.
She picked her mustache like it was a hairpin.
She waved her arms and picked her mustache at the same time.
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A Martino
When you drop a science word into normal talk just to sound smarter.
He said, 'I think we should use the theory of relativity to figure out how to get out of this situation.'
She used the word 'hypothalamus' in a normal conversation.
He called his pizza 'a perfect circle with a radius of 12 inches.'
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A Martino
A group of people who are totally loyal to their favorite. If you mess with them, we come for you. We don’t care if you're a fan or not. We’re the family.
They started a fight in the middle of the mall because someone insulted their favorite.
They showed up at the school to protect their favorite from a bully.
They blocked the entire stadium to make sure their favorite won.
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A Martino
A rule that says you can’t adopt a kid unless you have your own. Also used to call bad parents.
That rule kept two bad parents from taking in a kid who needed love.
They got in trouble because they had no kids of their own.
That rule stopped some people from being terrible parents.
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A Martino
A Dutch guy named Martino who loves being hit in the face and screaming like a maniac while cumming.
He screamed, 'MmMm yahhh' while getting donkey punched in the face.
He was hit so hard he fainted and came at the same time.
He screamed and cummed like it was a concert.
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A Mary berry
A tiny little spot on a girl’s face that’s so cute it makes you want to punch the guy who told you to cover it up.
My cousin’s face is like a bakery, and that mole is the cherry on top. I would kiss it if it wasn’t on her face.
That girl’s got a Mary Berry so big, it’s like it’s trying to take over her whole face. I’d date her just for that.
My ex had a Mary Berry so adorable, I got jealous of it. I told it to stay put, or else I’d get jealous of it again.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Mary berry
An old lady who spends more time in the kitchen than she does on the toilet, and people swear she’s magic.
My grandma is a Mary Berry. She makes pies so good, the neighbors think she’s a witch. I swear she’s been cooking since the dinosaurs had a snack.
That lady at the market is a Mary Berry. She’s got a recipe for bread that makes the bread whisper secrets to you.
My aunt’s a Mary Berry. She doesn’t just cook, she turns food into art. I once ate a cake and it tasted like love.
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A Martinez
A tiny Spanish sausage that’s so small it probably thinks it’s a snack, not a sausage.
This sausage is so tiny, I thought it was a pebble.
I bit into it and it screamed.
It’s like a sausage that got run over by a kid on a scooter.
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A Martinez
A chill person who will laugh at your jokes, but if you tick them off, they’ll cuss you out so hard you’ll need a mop.
She laughed at my joke, then I called her a goblin and she yelled at me for 10 minutes.
He was chill until I said his mom was fat.
She said I had a funny face, then I said she had a funny face too, and now we’re enemies.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Martinez
A last name that’s basically a genius gene, passed down from smart math nerds who probably solved the universe before breakfast.
That Martinez kid solved the math test before lunch.
His grandpa was a genius and now he’s a genius too.
They’re like math gods in a family.
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A Martinez
A lazy, fun, sarcastic person who’s been passed down from generations of people who think they’re the best at everything.
He said ‘martini and easy’ like it was a secret code.
He cussed me out in Spanish and then laughed about it.
He’s the reason I know what a ‘wankster’ is.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Martinez
A town so small it thinks it’s the center of the universe, filled with old junk, weird hobos, and kids who yell ‘GO DOGS!’ like it’s a war cry.
Martinez is so tiny, it probably has a map of itself.
That town has more hobos than a hobo convention.
They have a high school where everyone’s related.
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A Martinez
A quickie that ends before the movie even starts, like your brain said ‘nope’ and left the room.
That sex was over before I even got my coffee.
It was like a five-minute sprint with no finish line.
It was so fast, I think it had a time limit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Martinez
A middle-aged man with glasses, a tan, and a face that looks like it’s been through a war and a math test.
That Martinez guy looked like he was mad at the whole world.
He had so many wrinkles, I thought he was a map.
He wore glasses so thick, they looked like they were from the 80s.
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A Martin Leather
A self-absorbed driving teacher who thinks they're the best thing since sliced bread
I failed my test because he yelled at me like I’d insulted his mom.
He gave me a D because I didn’t know how to parallel park. I did it perfectly. He said I looked like a confused cow.
He told me I had the worst driving since the invention of the wheel. I had no idea the wheel was invented by a man named ‘Wheelman’.
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A Martin Leather
A walking ego who thinks they invented driving and expects everyone to know it
He said I had the worst driving since the first donkey tried to ride a bike.
He failed me for not knowing where the gas pedal was. I told him I had a foot on the floor and he said that wasn’t good enough.
He told me I was a disgrace to the road. I told him I didn’t know he was the road’s boyfriend.
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A Martin Leather
A driving instructor who thinks they’re the only person who’s ever had a car
He said I had the worst driving since the first person ever tried to go forward and didn’t crash into a tree.
He failed me because I didn’t honk my horn when I turned left. He said I was a ‘silent menace.’
He told me I had the worst driving since the moon landed on the Earth. I told him I didn’t know the moon knew how to drive.
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A Martin
A Martin is when your shirt looks like a map of where deodorant exploded
My shirt looks like a war zone from deodorant.
I think I used the deodorant like a paintball gun.
My shirt has more deodorant than my brain has sense.
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A Martin
A Martin is a boomer who thinks he’s Einstein, but he’s just a meathead with a bad attitude
Martin thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. He’s not.
He’s like a boomer but with a worse case of dumb.
He talks like he’s the president, but he can’t even spell 'martin'.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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