A Martin Leather

I failed my test because he yelled at me like I’d insulted his mom.

He gave me a D because I didn’t know how to parallel park. I did it perfectly. He said I looked like a confused cow.

He told me I had the worst driving since the invention of the wheel. I had no idea the wheel was invented by a man named ‘Wheelman’.

He said I had the worst driving since the first donkey tried to ride a bike.

He failed me for not knowing where the gas pedal was. I told him I had a foot on the floor and he said that wasn’t good enough.

He told me I was a disgrace to the road. I told him I didn’t know he was the road’s boyfriend.

He said I had the worst driving since the first person ever tried to go forward and didn’t crash into a tree.

He failed me because I didn’t honk my horn when I turned left. He said I was a ‘silent menace.’

He told me I had the worst driving since the moon landed on the Earth. I told him I didn’t know the moon knew how to drive.