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A Keegan
A Keegan has a cock so big it could make a cow jealous. You know you're lucky if you're with one.
My Keegan's cock is so big it could make a cow jealous. I’m still trying to wrap my head around it.
You know you’re lucky if you’re with a Keegan. He has a cock that could make a cow jealous.
I’ve never seen a cock that big in my life. My Keegan's cock could make a cow jealous.
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A Keegan
A Keegan jacks off like it’s his job, but he’s still the funniest guy in the room. He’ll make you laugh even when you’re tired and want to die.
My Keegan jacks off so much he’s got a second job. But he’s still the funniest guy in the room.
He jacks off like it’s his job, but still cracks me up every day.
He jacks off all day and still makes me laugh. He’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan is a ginger with no soul and a face that looks like it was made in a prison.
My Keegan looks like he was made in a prison. He’s got no soul and a face that screams 'I'm cursed.'
He’s a soulless ginger with a face that looks like it was made in a prison.
You know you're cursed if you're with a Keegan. He looks like he was made in a prison.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan is a tall, blonde, muscular guy who makes you laugh and never stops. He’s loud, weird, and always ready to fight someone who messes with you.
My Keegan is loud, weird, and always ready to fight. He’s the best guy I know.
He’s tall, blonde, muscular, and he makes me laugh every day. He’s the best guy ever.
He’s loud and weird, and he’ll fight anyone who messes with you. He’s the best guy I know.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan is a total b**** who won’t make the first move, but he’ll back you up if you need it. He’s smart, funny, and has a terrible temper.
My Keegan is a total b****, but he’ll back me up if I need it. He’s smart and funny.
He’s smart and funny, but he’s a total b**** who won’t make the first move. He has a terrible temper.
He’s a total b**** who won’t make the first move, but he’ll back you up. He’s smart and funny.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keegan
A Keegan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
My Keegan is the coolest guy I’ve ever met. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
He’s the coolest guy I know. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
He’s the coolest guy in the world. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keanu
When a guy backs out of a romantic situation like he just saw a spider on his shoe and it was the worst spider ever.
Girl: 'I like you.' Him: 'Thanks, but I’m with the internet.'
He turned his phone on silent when she tried to text him during class.
He said 'I’m busy' when she asked him to the prom, and then went to play video games with his friends.
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A Keanu
A guy so hot he could make a nun blush and then make her cry because she’s still a nun.
He walked into the room and my heart stopped. Then I remembered I was still in church.
He looked at me and I forgot my name, my password, and my life goals.
He smiled and I forgot why I was even breathing.
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A Keanu
A guy who’s so nice and charming that even your ex starts to feel jealous and then realizes they’re still in love with you.
He told my ex she was ‘pretty cool’ and now she’s texting me.
He made my ex cry and then asked me out.
He said my ex was ‘a nice person’ and now I’m getting texted by my ex.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keanu
When a guy does cool moves like he’s in a movie and he thinks he’s Neo, but he’s just playing Call of Duty too fast.
He did a 360 no scope and then asked me out.
He fought a virtual enemy and then said, 'I’m not done with you yet.'
He killed a whole squad in Call of Duty and then said, 'I could do that in real life.'
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A Keanu
A guy who laughs at your jokes, cries at your sadness, and then hits a 360 no scope like he’s fighting for his life.
He hugged me when I cried and then played Call of Duty like it was a war.
He laughed at my dumb joke and then killed my friend in the game.
He cried when I broke up with him, then played Call of Duty for three hours straight.
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A Keanu
A guy so hot he makes your face feel like it just got hit with a brick and your heart feels like it’s doing backflips.
He walked into the room and my face turned red like I had a sunburn.
He smiled and my heart started doing push-ups.
He looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Keanu
A breeze so cool it feels like it came from the top of a mountain and it probably did.
It felt like I was on a mountain and I was breathing the air of a god.
The breeze hit me like it had just climbed Mount Everest.
It was like I was in Hawaii and the wind just said, 'You’re welcome.'
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A Ke$ha
When you blow your boyfriend and then spray glitter in his cum-covered face like he owes you money.
I blew my man and then threw glitter in his cum face. He looked like a glitter-covered cum dumpster.
My ex got a creampie and then I blasted glitter in his face. He looked like a disco cum ball.
After the creampie, I sprayed glitter in his cum face. He looked like a cum glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ke$ha
The correct way to spell a dumb pop star who sings and dances, which is basically just a fancy way of saying she’s a hooker who also does shows.
Ke$ha is a hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk parrot.
She’s a hooker in a show business outfit and sings like a parrot on crack.
A hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk bird on meth.
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A Ke$ha
When a guy blows a girl and then dumps glitter all over her like she’s a glitter-covered cum sandwich.
He blew me and then dumped glitter on me. I looked like a glitter-covered cum bagel.
He busted on my face and then threw glitter. I looked like a glitter-cum cupcake.
After the blow job, he threw glitter on me. I looked like a glitter-cum burrito.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ke$ha
When you blow a girl and then throw glitter in her face like she’s a glitter-cum disaster.
I blew my girl and then threw glitter in her face. She looked like a glitter-cum mess.
He busted on my face and threw glitter. I looked like a cum glitter explosion.
After the blow job, glitter flew in my face. I looked like a glitter-cum disaster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ke$ha
A drunk idiot who looks like a chub version of Taylor Swift and sings like a robot with a bad voice.
She’s a drunk Taylor Swift chub who sings like a robot with a broken voice.
A drunk chub version of Taylor Swift who sounds like a broken robot.
She’s a drunk chub Taylor Swift who sings like a broken robot.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ke$ha
A pop star who looks like a tough version of Taylor Swift and sings like a robot who only knows one song.
She’s a tough Taylor Swift lookalike who sings like a robot who only knows Tik Tok.
A tough version of Taylor Swift who sings like a robot who only knows one song.
She looks like a tough Taylor Swift and sings like a robot who can only do Tik Tok.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Ke$ha
A pop singer who can’t sing and sings like a broken robot with a stupid voice and dumb lyrics.
She can’t sing and sounds like a broken robot with a stupid voice.
A pop singer who sings like a broken robot with dumb lyrics and a stupid voice.
She’s a broken robot pop singer with dumb lyrics and a stupid voice.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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