A Keegan

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A Keegan is a boy so damn cute and kind he'll make every girl pass out from happiness. He'll stay up all night playing games just to make his girl happy. Any girl who has a Keegan should be thankful or else they'll end up crying in a toilet.
My Keegan kept me up all night playing Fortnite just to make me happy. I cried in the toilet because I was so touched.
My Keegan made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. He’s like a human clown.
He’s so damn sweet, he even brought me soup when I had the flu. I’ve never had a Keegan before, and I’m gonna miss him when he leaves.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Keegan has a cock so big it could make a cow jealous. You know you're lucky if you're with one.
My Keegan's cock is so big it could make a cow jealous. I’m still trying to wrap my head around it.
You know you’re lucky if you’re with a Keegan. He has a cock that could make a cow jealous.
I’ve never seen a cock that big in my life. My Keegan's cock could make a cow jealous.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Keegan jacks off like it’s his job, but he’s still the funniest guy in the room. He’ll make you laugh even when you’re tired and want to die.
My Keegan jacks off so much he’s got a second job. But he’s still the funniest guy in the room.
He jacks off like it’s his job, but still cracks me up every day.
He jacks off all day and still makes me laugh. He’s a monster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Keegan is a ginger with no soul and a face that looks like it was made in a prison.
My Keegan looks like he was made in a prison. He’s got no soul and a face that screams 'I'm cursed.'
He’s a soulless ginger with a face that looks like it was made in a prison.
You know you're cursed if you're with a Keegan. He looks like he was made in a prison.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Keegan is a tall, blonde, muscular guy who makes you laugh and never stops. He’s loud, weird, and always ready to fight someone who messes with you.
My Keegan is loud, weird, and always ready to fight. He’s the best guy I know.
He’s tall, blonde, muscular, and he makes me laugh every day. He’s the best guy ever.
He’s loud and weird, and he’ll fight anyone who messes with you. He’s the best guy I know.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Keegan is a total b**** who won’t make the first move, but he’ll back you up if you need it. He’s smart, funny, and has a terrible temper.
My Keegan is a total b****, but he’ll back me up if I need it. He’s smart and funny.
He’s smart and funny, but he’s a total b**** who won’t make the first move. He has a terrible temper.
He’s a total b**** who won’t make the first move, but he’ll back you up. He’s smart and funny.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A Keegan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
My Keegan is the coolest guy I’ve ever met. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
He’s the coolest guy I know. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
He’s the coolest guy in the world. He’s funny, smart, and he’ll hug you until you pass out.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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