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When you blow your boyfriend and then spray glitter in his cum-covered face like he owes you money.
I blew my man and then threw glitter in his cum face. He looked like a glitter-covered cum dumpster.
My ex got a creampie and then I blasted glitter in his face. He looked like a disco cum ball.
After the creampie, I sprayed glitter in his cum face. He looked like a cum glitter bomb.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The correct way to spell a dumb pop star who sings and dances, which is basically just a fancy way of saying she’s a hooker who also does shows.
Ke$ha is a hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk parrot.
She’s a hooker in a show business outfit and sings like a parrot on crack.
A hooker who does shows and sings like a drunk bird on meth.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy blows a girl and then dumps glitter all over her like she’s a glitter-covered cum sandwich.
He blew me and then dumped glitter on me. I looked like a glitter-covered cum bagel.
He busted on my face and then threw glitter. I looked like a glitter-cum cupcake.
After the blow job, he threw glitter on me. I looked like a glitter-cum burrito.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you blow a girl and then throw glitter in her face like she’s a glitter-cum disaster.
I blew my girl and then threw glitter in her face. She looked like a glitter-cum mess.
He busted on my face and threw glitter. I looked like a cum glitter explosion.
After the blow job, glitter flew in my face. I looked like a glitter-cum disaster.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A drunk idiot who looks like a chub version of Taylor Swift and sings like a robot with a bad voice.
She’s a drunk Taylor Swift chub who sings like a robot with a broken voice.
A drunk chub version of Taylor Swift who sounds like a broken robot.
She’s a drunk chub Taylor Swift who sings like a broken robot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pop star who looks like a tough version of Taylor Swift and sings like a robot who only knows one song.
She’s a tough Taylor Swift lookalike who sings like a robot who only knows Tik Tok.
A tough version of Taylor Swift who sings like a robot who only knows one song.
She looks like a tough Taylor Swift and sings like a robot who can only do Tik Tok.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A pop singer who can’t sing and sings like a broken robot with a stupid voice and dumb lyrics.
She can’t sing and sounds like a broken robot with a stupid voice.
A pop singer who sings like a broken robot with dumb lyrics and a stupid voice.
She’s a broken robot pop singer with dumb lyrics and a stupid voice.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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