A total waste of oxygen who thinks they're cool for liking something gross and acting like they're not a total simp for kids who like to drool over their crushes.
'I'm not a simp I'm just a stan', while crying over a 12-year-old's text
''They're not gross they're just cute', while eating a burger that had been on the floor for 3 hours
''You don't understand the art', while wearing a shirt that says 'I love Ybc' and it's inside out
A human who smells like old pizza and thinks they're royalty because they like something that makes other people throw up and also like to drool over kids.
'I don't throw up I just feel the art', while eating a plate of spaghetti that had been sitting in a pool of soda'
''You're just jealous', while wearing a hat that says 'Ybc Stan' and it's falling apart'
''They're not kids they're just young', while talking to a 10-year-old like they're a president
A person who talks like they're in a movie and thinks they're special because they like something that smells like gym socks and also have a crush on a kid.
''I'm not special I'm just a stan', while wearing gym socks and a shirt that says 'I love Ybc'
''They're not a kid they're just a star', while talking to a 12-year-old like they were in a movie'
''You don't get the art', while eating a sandwich that had been left in a locker for a week'
A person who thinks they're a god because they like something that smells like old gym socks and also have a crush on a kid who acts like they're in a movie.
''I'm not a god I'm just a stan', while eating a burger that had been on the floor for 4 hours'
''They're not a kid they're just a legend', while talking to a 12-year-old like they were a superhero'
''You don't get the art', while wearing a shirt that said 'I love Ybc' and it was inside out'
Yasmin is named after a flower, but she’s more like a weed. She sticks out, she’s smart, and she’s beautiful, but she’s also the one who will punch you if you talk bad about her.
Yasmin is like a flower, but she’s the one who will punch you if you talk bad about her.
She’s the flower, but she’s also the weed in the garden.
She’s a flower, but she’s also got the temper of a dragon.
A Yarnall is when you follow someone like a creepy ghost, then you jump out and stuff a sock in their mouth and drag them into the bushes while you do the nastiest thing you can think of. It’s also when you take a dump in someone’s left ear just to make them suffer.
I waited for her for 20 minutes outside the mall. Then I stuffed a sock in her mouth and dragged her into the bushes. She didn’t even know what hit her.
He took a dump in my left ear and walked away like it was nothing. I cried for a week.
I followed my ex to the park. I gagged him and stuffed him in a bush. He didn’t come out for two days.
A Yarnall is when you fake being gay just to get a girl’s best friend to hang out with you. Then you spike their juice box and make them pass out so you can do your worst on them while they’re too tired to fight back.
I told my crush I was gay so I could hang out with her best friend. I spiked her juice box with something weird and she passed out. I did my worst on her while she was asleep.
I faked being gay to get invited to a sleepover. I spiked their juice and they all passed out. I had the best night of my life.
I pretended I was gay just to get into the sleepover. I gave them all some weird juice and they all fell asleep. I got to do my worst on them.
Total garbage spewed out when you're too wasted to think straight. Like when you say it to your best friend and they just laugh and say 'Yeah bro, that makes sense.'
'A Y YazdvaAaaatcg' while staring at a pizza box at 3 AM.
'That’s the best plan I’ve ever heard.' said my cousin after I said it.
I texted it to my mom and she replied with a single 'Okay.'