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A hurling hit and run
A chick eats your cock so far down she pukes and you cum up her nose while she’s still gagging then you sock her in the face and her cum and puke fly out like a mess and you laugh as she falls over
I puked while eating my dad’s cock and he cummed up my nose then he socked me
That girl puked and I cummed up her nose and then I hit her so hard she flew back
I puked my brother’s cock and he cummed up my nose then he hit me so hard I fell over
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hungry crab
Something that creeps you out like a fart in a phone booth and you have no idea what it is
That thing in the dark behind the fridge looked like a hungry crab
My cousin’s pet turtle is a hungry crab
The blob in my soup was a hungry crab
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hungry crab
When a woman is so desperate she does a full body stretch and talks trash with her mouth
She did a hungry crab for my dad and got a raise
My sister did a hungry crab for the mailman and he gave her a cookie
That girl did a hungry crab for my brother and he now loves her
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred and Fuck
The only answer you can give when a buddy asks how hot it is in Iraq and you're too fried to think straight.
You're sitting in the sun like a cooked potato and your buddy asks, 'How hot is it?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck.'
Your buddy asks, 'How's the weather?' You say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm melting like a f***ing popsicle.'
Your buddy says, 'You look like a roasted chicken.' You reply, 'A hundred and fuck.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred and Fuck
When the heat is so bad it feels like your ancestors tried to kill you by leaving you in the middle of the desert.
The sun is like a f***ing blowtorch and you're saying, 'A hundred and fuck.'
You're sweating so much you're like a f***ing waterfall and you mutter, 'A hundred and fuck.'
You look at the sky and say, 'A hundred and fuck. I'm going to die like a f***ing lizard.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
A dumb, lazy way to say nothing when someone asks a stupid number question, like why you’re late or how many times you’ve failed.
Yo, why’d you miss the game?
A hundred.
Bro, you said 100 like it was your last will and testament.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
A brand that sells clothes so ugly, they look like they were picked out by a blind man who also hates you.
I wore a hundred shirt to the party. No one talked to me.
My mom bought me a hundred hoodie. It looks like a potato.
My dog wore a hundred pants. He now thinks he’s a potato.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
When you put centipedes in your butt and imagine they’re from Iceland because you’re too high to think straight.
I put centipedes in my butt and thought Iceland was a place where they speak Portuguese.
I tried to do a hundred while tripping on weed and now my butt thinks it’s in a war.
Centipedes in my butt, Iceland in my head, and my brain is now a war zone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
When you’re not fake, you’re just being 100% real and also kind of a jerk.
He said he was 100% real. Turns out he was just a jerk.
She was 100% real, which means she told me my hair looks like a raccoon.
He said he was 100% real, and then he said I smell like a gym sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
The loudest, stupidest thing at an Indiana University football game. It’s like a marching band, but they’re all loud, stupid, and think they’re the best.
The Hundred was so loud, I thought my ears were gonna fall off.
The Hundred marched in like they were the best thing since sliced bread.
The Hundred was louder than my mom’s yelling.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
A fear so bad you think Germans are gonna come to your house and steal your soul.
I have a hundred fear. I think Germans are gonna steal my soul.
My brother has a hundred fear. He thinks Germans are gonna take his pizza.
I have a hundred fear. I think Germans are gonna kidnap my dog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hundred
A short version of a band nickname that is also the name of a school in Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of Black College Marching Bands.
The Hundred is the name of the band from Florida, and they’re so good, they’re like the kings of the whole thing.
The Hundred is the band from FAMU, and they’re so good, they even made a movie about it.
The Hundred is the Florida band, and they’re so good, they beat my mom’s choir in a battle of the bands.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
A smelly ape that thinks it's fancy because it wears clothes and uses phones.
My uncle thinks he's a genius because he has a Facebook account.
Humans are just monkeys with bad posture and worse hair.
I saw a human try to explain the internet to a dog. It was sad.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
The thing you wish would just disappear and never come back.
Humans are the reason I have a headache and a broken heart.
I lost faith in humans after they made a meme about my ex.
Humanity is the reason I still have to pay taxes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
The death sentence for the planet, written in pizza boxes and fast food wrappers.
Humans are the reason the planet is dying and I can't even eat a salad.
This planet is doomed because humans think they're gods.
I swear, if humans don't stop being stupid, I'll eat the last pizza on earth.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
A race that claims it's noble, but it's just a bunch of backstabbing, lying, selfish jerks.
Humans are the reason I don't trust anyone, not even my mom.
They'll stab you in the back for a free coffee.
I've been betrayed by humans more times than I've been to the bathroom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
A monkey who talks, but still thinks it's better than everyone else.
Humans think they're the best, but I've seen a dog do better.
They point fingers at others for their flaws but ignore their own.
I know a human who thinks they're perfect, but they're just loud.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
A word for our kind, but we're too busy arguing about who's the best to actually be smart.
Humanity is the reason we can't even agree on what time it is.
We're the hope of the planet, but we're too busy watching TikTok.
I don't know what the future holds, but it's definitely not going to be good.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A human
The dumbest race on earth, except for a few who are actually cool and not annoying.
Humans are so stupid they think a phone is a magic box.
I've seen humans argue about the meaning of life for three hours just to get a discount.
If humans were a band, they'd be the worst one ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A hui hou
Can you lick my butt in Spanish and say it like you mean it
I asked my grandma for a snack and she said, Can you lick my butt in Spanish and say it like you mean it
My crush texted me, Can you lick my butt in Spanish and say it like you mean it
My teacher yelled at me, Can you lick my butt in Spanish and say it like you mean it
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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